1 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:34,260 Pozdrav ne iz Tromavillea. 2 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:37,150 Pokušavali smo razmisli dugo i dobro 3 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:41,090 O paklenom mjestu u koji će otvoriti naš mali film. 4 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:44,690 Hladno, prazno, i mjesto bez duše 5 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:47,810 To samo prokleti zovu kući. 6 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:51,400 Da, to je zemlja čija stanovnici rado dopuštaju 7 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,450 Njihova tijela biti kirurški preinačeno 8 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:59,890 I njihovi umovi su očišćeni parom svih emocija i ljudskosti. 9 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:03,080 A koja je ovo metropola živih mrtvaca? 10 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:07,920 Koji je ovo pakao gdje sve duše se prodaju za auto 11 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,140 A lijepo odijelo? 12 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:14,150 To je... to je... to je Hollywood. 13 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:15,530 Da, to je Hollywood. 14 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:17,900 Dom glamuroznog 150 milijuna dolara 15 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:20,700 Film o divu klokan koji govori. 16 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,400 Hura za Hollywood! 17 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,810 Ali u ovom trenutku, mnogo, mnogo, mnogo multipleksa 18 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:28,650 Grade se za sve manje filmova. 19 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,600 Ali nikad straha. 20 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,050 Uvijek ima malo kadra vrijednih ljudi koji 21 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,010 Hoće li se promijeniti stvari, koji se bore 22 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:37,540 Dobra borba za neovisnost umjetnosti, koji se bore 23 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:39,360 Za nezavisnu kinematografiju. 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,960 Oni umjetnici koji štite našu slobodu izbora, 25 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,690 Naša sloboda umjetnosti, našu slobodu emocija. 26 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:49,190 Ljudi vole... vole... vole... Kao... zašto, to je James Gunn! 27 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:50,150 James! 28 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:53,740 James... James je pisac Troma's 29 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:58,490 Vrlo subverzivnih 350.000 dolara film, Tromeo i Julija. 30 00:01:58,490 --> 00:02:00,280 Pravi... pravi idealist. 31 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,720 Kako ide, brate? 32 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,630 Lloyd, ide odlično. 33 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:03,910 tražio sam sve za tebe. 34 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:05,960 Ljudi u gostionici Red Roof rekao mi je da si ovdje. 35 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,690 Pa slušaj, evo o čemu se radi. 36 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:12,090 Bio sam stvarno, stvarno sretna otkako sam se preselila 37 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,990 Hollywoodu jer Učinio sam najljepše, 38 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:15,660 Najzgodnija, najcool stvar. 39 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,750 Potpuno sam prodao svoju dušu Sotoni. 40 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,250 Morao sam ubiti a malo dijete da to učini, 41 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,310 Ali je super jer otkako sam to učinio, 42 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:22,800 Bio sam totalno bogat. 43 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,420 Napravio sam Scooby Doo. 44 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,850 Imam još dva filma u proizvodnju u travnju. 45 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:29,280 Što je jedno dijete kad ono dolazi u sav moj talent 46 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,730 To moram podijeliti sa svijetom? 47 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,660 Ljudi govore loše stvari o Mračnom gospodaru. 48 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,120 Mislim da je on a sladak i nadut tip. 49 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,590 Uglavnom, upravo sam dobio novu dogovoriti s Disneyem za stvaranje 50 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:41,370 Film pod nazivom Phlegm Wallaby. 51 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:47,400 O jive pričanju, repanju valabi od sluzi. 52 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,670 Svi kojima to ispričam se smiju tako teško prema svemu što kažem. 53 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,410 Zapravo, kada pričam, ljudi su prilično 54 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:54,910 Smijeh se cijelo vrijeme... ikada budući da sam prodao svoju dušu sotoni. 55 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:57,820 I inače... pohvale Sotono... Htio bih 56 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:01,170 Da ispunim svoj projekt iz snova. 57 00:03:01,170 --> 00:03:04,330 I reci nam nešto o svom projekt iz snova, James. 58 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:06,510 Zove se Et tu, Amerika. 59 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,910 To je priča o Dolaze irski imigranti 60 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:11,510 U Sjedinjene Države početkom 1900-ih 61 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,360 I morati se suočiti surove stvarnosti 62 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,270 Našeg velikog, velikog naroda. 63 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:17,160 Također se događaju biti jive talking. 64 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,090 Glumi Meryl Streep i Sean Penn. 65 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:21,990 I našao sam nešto stvarno... je li to Prada? 66 00:03:21,990 --> 00:03:24,140 Mislim da sam nosila istu stvar do prošle godine Oscara, 67 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,000 Samo u crvenoj boji. 68 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,840 Oh, usput, ovo je moja pomoćnica, Elizabeth. 69 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,090 Mislim, zovem je svojom pomoćnicom. 70 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:30,270 Stvarno, ona je samo djevojka s kojom se seksam. 71 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:31,960 I prolazim je okolo od prijatelja do prijatelja. 72 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,810 Puši opaki kurac. Ona je slatkica. 73 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:36,980 O, napravio si uži izbor, Lloyd. 74 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,590 Uži izbor redatelja! 75 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:43,390 Ono što vam ona govori je da oni žele tebe i ja želim 76 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:47,720 Ti ćeš usmjeriti 200 dolara milijuna univerzalni ep 77 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,240 Film, Et tu, Amerika. 78 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,010 Lloyd, što kažeš? 79 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,380 Ja nisam Lloyd. 80 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,650 Ja sam čuvar sranja. 81 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:02,220 Možete dobiti naslovi čitati međutim 82 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:03,710 Želite... režiran od strane Čuvara sranja. 83 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,430 To je sasvim u redu. 84 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:08,880 Dakle, Crap Keeper, hoćeš li? volio režirati ovaj film, 85 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,340 Uljepšati mi dan? 86 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:12,770 Sve što morate učiniti je ubiti malo dijete. 87 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:13,870 super je 88 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:14,770 Hoćeš li to učiniti? 89 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:20,450 Mi u Tromi se toga pridržavamo riječi Shakespearea 90 00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:22,570 Samom sebi budi vjeran. 91 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:25,560 Bilo da se radi o 200 milijuna, 400 milijuna, milijarda, 92 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,780 Kazilijun. 93 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:27,790 Nema veze. 94 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:30,440 Radimo stvari koje jesu od velikog značenja 95 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,060 Srcu i duši. 96 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,080 Idealizam je ono o čemu se radi. 97 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,310 A sada ćemo predstaviti nešto daleko važnije 98 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,670 Nego Meryl Streep ili Sean Penn. 99 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,600 Predstavit ćemo... 100 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:46,460 [PRDENJE] Oh! 101 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,820 Tales from the Crapper. 102 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,300 Hej, uh, James? 103 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,500 Znaš, nisam svejedno te želim. 104 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,710 Meryl te je željela. Nisam. 105 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:03,510 Htio sam Chrisa Columbusa. 106 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:05,080 Napravio bi puno bolji posao. 107 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,090 Loš si kao režiser. 108 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:07,040 Svi tako misle. 109 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:16,650 Pa, zašto ne bismo gledali našu prvu umotvornu priču? 110 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,140 jao Što nije u redu s tobom? 111 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,810 dovraga. Isuse. 112 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,640 JOSEPH (VOICEOVER): Uradi želite znati o 113 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,280 Noć koja mi je promijenila život? 114 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:10,090 Moje ime je Josip Deluca, Treći. 115 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,380 to sam ja 116 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:15,190 Gentleman club barker by noć, ambiciozna Ashtanga yoga 117 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:17,370 Instruktor po danu. 118 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:19,270 Počelo je kao tipična večer. 119 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:23,390 Ja na ulici, žudim obilna zdjela guacamolea. 120 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,860 Ali nešto mi je zapelo za oko. 121 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:28,120 [EKSPLOZIJA] 122 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,330 Izgledao je poput diva zdjelica guacamolea 123 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,380 Letjeti noćnim nebom. 124 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:34,850 Isprva sam pomislio bila je to halucinacija 125 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,730 Donio ga je AIDS koktel koji sam pio. 126 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,590 Ali onda se srušio i znao sam da je stvarno. 127 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:43,710 Sjećam se nečega svog rekao mi je jednom dragi stari tata. 128 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:48,980 Sine, rekao je, ako bi vanzemaljci trebali ikada srušio u Los Angeles, 129 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:51,250 Svakako isprobajte neke njihovog guacamolea. 130 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:54,150 Navodno, oni imaju najbolje. 131 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,710 Ali došlo je do požara. 132 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,400 I pomislio sam, o ne. 133 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,120 Nadam se da guacamole jest nije pregoreno. 134 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,900 Morao sam dalje istraživati. 135 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,510 Osjećao sam miris guacamolea. 136 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:05,500 Eno ga. 137 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,570 Svjetlo koje probija. 138 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:09,410 Zdravo? 139 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:11,250 [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 140 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,400 jesi li dobro 141 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,590 Ako ste dobro, mogu li se truditi jesi li za guacamole? 142 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:18,560 Ahhh! 143 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,480 [VRIŠTANJE] 144 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:28,300 [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 145 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,080 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 146 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,310 Lezbijka Hoedown! 147 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:06,090 TV NARATOR: Mi prekine ga Kanibal 148 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:09,110 Lezbijka Hoedown da te dovede ove posebne vijesti. 149 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,220 Ovo je upravo stiglo. Svemirski brod slijeće u Los Angeles. 150 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:11,920 E! 151 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,700 Dnevne vijesti van crvenog tepiha 152 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,170 I čini se da nikoga nije briga. 153 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,300 Znaš tko mi se sviđa? 154 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:17,520 Taj Steve Kmetko. 155 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,000 - On je smiješan. - Nije li smiješan? 156 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,060 On je improvizacijski čarobnjak. 157 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,700 Rekao bih da zapravo jest više improvizirani čarobnjak. 158 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:25,240 I otišao bih još dalje i nazvati ga improviziranim merlinom. 159 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,480 SAM (VOICEOVER): Ovo tu ja ulazim. 160 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,640 to sam ja 161 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,500 Sam Black, redov Dick. 162 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,170 Unajmili su me da to otkrijem što se dogodilo Joeu. 163 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:41,430 I slutio sam da je sve to vodio do Svjetlucavog dabra. 164 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:46,460 Morao sam biti tajanstven prdež u oluji. 165 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,560 Da! 166 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,520 SAM (VOICEOVER): Ali to mi je bilo lako 167 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,150 Zbog suptilnosti bilo je moje srednje ime. 168 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,200 Jebeni A! 169 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,080 Dovedite kučke! 170 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,610 SAM (VOICEOVER): Što prije dok se penjala na pozornicu, 171 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:02,240 Znao sam da je ona nevolja s velikim P! 172 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,200 Da! 173 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,210 SAM (VOICEOVER): I završava sa U-S-S-Y. 174 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:11,480 Imala je par gams koji natjeralo bi vas da kleknete 175 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,750 Dolje i zahvalite dobri Bože slava 176 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,980 Rupa u YMCA nije bila ništa ali gorak okus. 177 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:26,210 Tvojoj nije trebalo dugo doista vidjeti ovu damu bilo je sve 178 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,540 Klasa. 179 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:30,500 Da, podsjetila me moja majka, u redu. 180 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,670 Da! Da! 181 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,010 Da! 182 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,580 SAM (VOICEOVER): Ovo bila takva dama 183 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:37,750 Čovjek poželi da jest rođen sjajni striptiz klub 184 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:42,460 Poljak umjesto da bude mali Shlomo Wilonsky, zarđali Poljak 185 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:43,490 Iz Varšave. 186 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:45,100 SPIKER: U redu, spojite ruke. 187 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,720 Dajte svoje dolare za Sandru. 188 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,980 SAM (VOICEOVER): Što prije dok se penjala na pozornicu, 189 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:54,560 Mogao sam reći da je bila nevolja počevši s velikim C. 190 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,740 Da! 191 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:59,000 SAM (VOICEOVER): I završava s U-N-T. 192 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,090 Ovaj mali prasac imao set meda 193 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:04,380 Glazirane skočne zglobove šunke koji bi učiniti čak i rabina Goldberga ovnom 194 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:08,380 Njegovim mlijekom punio je matzo kuglice u njezin zapareni svinjski hrbat 195 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:09,660 I nazovite ga košer. 196 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,630 Da! 197 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:12,580 Da! 198 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:14,710 SAM (VOICEOVER): Pravi košer. 199 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,180 Da. 200 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,430 Bila je kao moj magarac. 201 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:19,350 Vau! 202 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,670 Da! 203 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:22,670 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 204 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:25,450 Sada je na pozornici Larry. 205 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,850 SEM (VOICEOVER): Čim ja vidio izbočinu u njenim gaćicama, 206 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:30,250 Mogla bih reći ovoj kurvici skrivala više nego samo 207 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,510 Oružje za masovno uništenje. 208 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,660 Imala je više osovine nego Richard Roundtree 209 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:37,520 I Samuel L. Jackson zajedno. 210 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,110 Da, podsjetila me Burt Reynolds, u redu. 211 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,340 Pripremite se, gospodine Srećni. 212 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,640 Pripremite se za polijetanje! 213 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,080 Da! 214 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,300 SAM (VOICEOVER): Držao sam ruku 215 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,910 Čvrsto na svom pištolju, znanje koje bih mogao 216 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:52,650 Moram otvoriti vatru svaki čas. 217 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:53,610 Pucati. 218 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:55,470 Upravo spreman za snimanje. 219 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:57,160 Da! 220 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,920 Daj ti sve, dušo. 221 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,190 Da! 222 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:02,530 [PLJUŠTANJE] 223 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,370 BARGOER: Hej, to stari drka! 224 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:06,540 [GLAZBA - THE FUPS, "JA NE ZNATI"] 225 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,690 Da! Dobijte konzervu! 226 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,970 SAM (VOICEOVER): Ali to ne bi me spriječilo da dobijem 227 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,020 Do dna ovog slučaja. 228 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,560 Ne, gospodine. 229 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,460 Ponekad malo nadzora može biti jednako učinkovit. 230 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,570 Oh, dušo. 231 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,830 Da. 232 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:32,660 SAM (VOICEOVER): Da. 233 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:35,080 Ništa bolje od dobrog nadzora. 234 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,740 I ja sam imao svoju zasjedu i ja bilo je jako dobro pobijediti, vidiš? 235 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,230 Morala sam omekšati meso. 236 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,020 Ah. 237 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:44,080 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] Ah! 238 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,520 ha? Ne! 239 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,960 [PUBLIKA KLIČE] 240 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:17,440 Pazi na kosu. 241 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,490 To je moj stolac. 242 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:23,520 Nije tvoje mjesto. 243 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,450 Ne vidim gdje je kaže seronja sjedište. 244 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:28,510 Briši, kučko. 245 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,130 Ti si u mojoj stolici. 246 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:38,620 Sada imaš sidu, dušo. 247 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,630 Oh, pucaj, princezo. 248 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,470 O moj Bože. 249 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,390 Vrati se ovamo, kuja, s tom torbom. 250 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:45,970 Gdje si to nabavio? 251 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,190 Moram ga imati. 252 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:50,170 Ne brini, dušo. 253 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,600 Dobit ćeš svoje. 254 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,540 jao 255 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,160 Sada mi je zglob stvarno mlohav. 256 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,480 Oh čovječe. 257 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,430 [ZLOKUTNA GLAZBA] 258 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,540 Ah! 259 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:27,920 O da. 260 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,890 Zaokrenuti. 261 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,250 Ah! 262 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,900 [VRIŠTANJE] 263 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:56,790 Što kažeš na doručak, dušo? 264 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:09,510 hej 265 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,050 Malo si raspoložen jutros, ha? 266 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,230 Mislim da trebam neka terapija, pa... 267 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:13,940 Oh, ne. 268 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,290 Dobro si, stvarno. 269 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,150 Jeste li sigurni? 270 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,360 Malo sam dirnut. br. 271 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,530 Stvarno, dobro si. 272 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,470 Kažem ti, tko je ikada odgovorni za ova ubistva 273 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,320 Je li bolesno kopile. 274 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,580 Moram biti uključen ovaj slučaj s tobom. 275 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,720 Muka mi je biti na B. 276 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,560 Voliš to. 277 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,180 Hej, pročitat ću tvoja izvješća. 278 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,180 Vi i vaš partner volite te stvari o uličnom nasilju. 279 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,130 Da, pa ne toliko kao što volite raditi 280 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,670 Na tajnom zadatku u striptiz baru. 281 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,720 Pa, možda ako skidao si se. 282 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,810 Svejedno bi ti se svidjelo. 283 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,430 Sve te male sise koje poskakuju uokolo 284 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,220 I te G-žice u tvoje lice. 285 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:45,330 Nemoj mi stvarati probleme. 286 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,460 Pa, ima njegove prednosti i mane. 287 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,560 Puno vrhova i dolina, ako znaš što mislim. 288 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,910 Mhm. 289 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,370 Znaš što ne mogu ali razumiješ? 290 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:55,520 Zato načelnik Doublestump neće me staviti na ovaj slučaj. 291 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,010 Mislim da ta stvar je njegove hlače je stvarno 292 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,190 Zajebavaš se s ovim mozgom. 293 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,520 Što misliš to je stvarno? 294 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,820 Pa, iskreno, mislim čovjek ima dva penisa. 295 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,520 Vau. 296 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,600 TV NARATOR: Mi prekine ga Kanibal 297 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,930 Lezbijka Hoedown da te dovede ove posebne vijesti. 298 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:15,920 Dobro jutro. 299 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:20,410 Ovdje Sally Smirks, javljam se da živiš iz centra grada. 300 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:22,300 Priča se da još jedan striptiz klub 301 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,030 Sinoć se dogodilo ubojstvo. 302 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:27,130 Poglavica Doublestump je to rekao nema namjeru zatvoriti 303 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,650 Dolje bilo koji dio u centru grada, tvrdeći da je on 304 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,210 Ima ubojicu na vidiku. 305 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,110 Da, točno. 306 00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:36,880 Uzimajući sve zasluge za vaš naporan rad. 307 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,840 znate 308 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,130 Imam predosjećaj o ovom drugom klubu. 309 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:42,630 Idem provjeriti. 310 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,960 Budi siguran, zeko. 311 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,900 volim te 312 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,810 [ZVUCI LJUCANJA] 313 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,210 Bok. Hvala. 314 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,510 Hvala. 315 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,630 BRUCE (VOICEOVER): I ovdje ja nastupam. 316 00:15:56,630 --> 00:16:01,800 Bruce Kugan, profesionalni gad i sveamerički magnet za mace. 317 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,880 Nakon dugog dana magarca, 318 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,920 Ne postoji ništa što mi se više sviđa nego straddling my hot hog 319 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,860 I prijeći na svjetlucava školjka 320 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,900 Za neke dolje i prljavi poontang. 321 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,870 Tu je Chang, uvijek pita me za lozinku. 322 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:17,070 Dobro sam shvatio tvoju lozinku ovdje, stari Chang. 323 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,160 Naravno da me pušta unutra. 324 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,700 Što misliš o tom ubojici? 325 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,390 Prestani pokušavati promijeni temu! 326 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,560 Još uvijek je 50 dolara liži mi smrdljivu rupu. 327 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,260 Hej, stari. 328 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,130 Mogu li doći na pivo ovdje ili što, gospođo? 329 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:31,930 Uf. 330 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:32,830 Što je s ovim mjestom? 331 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:35,600 Mrtav je. 332 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,570 Hej, slatki obrazi. 333 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:40,170 Što kažeš na ples ovdje? 334 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:44,140 [GLAZBA SVIRA] 335 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,130 Oh, da vidimo što imamo ovdje. 336 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,120 Oh. 337 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,110 Igraj s tom motkom za Bruceya. 338 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:55,080 Skinut ćeš se gola, zar ne? Mhm. 339 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,070 Oh. 340 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,060 Oh, da. 341 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,060 Eto nas. 342 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,050 Da. 343 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,050 O da, dušo. 344 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,540 Oh! Eto nas. 345 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,520 Skini to za tatu. U REDU. 346 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,350 Tako je malo bolje. 347 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,970 Oh, da. Oh, da. 348 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:08,140 Uključi to za tatu. 349 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,470 Čini mi kurac jako teškim. 350 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,200 Izrađujem... 351 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,200 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] Prokletstvo! 352 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,910 Moram pišati. 353 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,450 Kad se vratim, ja želim najbolji ples u krilu 354 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:23,450 Deset dolara će me dobiti. Oh. 355 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:24,860 Oh, Isuse. 356 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,280 Oh, Bože. 357 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,220 Oh. 358 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,210 Oh, evo ga. 359 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,150 Oh. 360 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,100 Oh, Bože. 361 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,510 Oh, gori! 362 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,460 Oh, kamenje! 363 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,350 Oh, trebao sam donio moju cjediljku. 364 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:35,300 O moj Bože. 365 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,000 samo... 366 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,680 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 367 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,110 Oh, ti grubijane. Ti grubijane. 368 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:42,020 Prestani, ti... Agh. 369 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,020 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 370 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,450 Šefe Doublestump! 371 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,450 Šef Doublestump, to je Sally Smirks. 372 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,540 Whoa whoa whoa. Hej, što radiš ovdje? 373 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:01,940 Čuo sam da postoji još jedan ubojstvo u striptiz klubu u ovom baru 374 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,870 Sinoć i moja javnost želi znati zašto naredniče 375 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,460 Ivanna nije na slučaju. 376 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,620 Nemam komentara o to i nemam komentara 377 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,950 O naredniku Ivanni. 378 00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:12,450 Svi znaju, šefe Doublestump, uključujući tebe, 379 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,980 Taj narednik Ivanna je najteži 380 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,030 Borac protiv kriminala u ovom gradu. 381 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,360 Ako želite zadržati guranje ovoga, 382 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,710 Možda možemo otići tamo i razgovaraj 383 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,030 O ovome malo nasamo. 384 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:22,010 Znaš što govorim? 385 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,960 Doublestump, zašto to uvijek treba raditi. 386 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,400 Svaki put kad dođem ovdje da te intervjuiram. 387 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,120 - Hajde, ha? - Ne. 388 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,290 Ovo je sa Sally Smirk Akcija 6 Vijesti, odjava. 389 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,990 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 390 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,260 Morate nositi futrolu tvoje oružje tamo, šefe. 391 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,130 Ne želim to čuti, Popo. 392 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,120 U pravu je, gospodine. 393 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,560 Ivana je najjači policajac u gradu. 394 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,990 Zašto ona nije na slučaju? 395 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,690 Još uvijek ne dobivate zašto taj labavi top 396 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:45,710 Nije dio ovoga izuzetno osjetljiv slučaj? 397 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:48,490 Prije svega ona ne može nikoga uhititi 398 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:49,990 Bez da ih razbijete. 399 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,490 Možda je to što treba ovom gradu. 400 00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:55,230 Šuti, Popo. Dopustite da objasnim. 401 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,190 Serijski silovatelj... 402 00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:58,050 Da, kako ti se ovo sviđa? 403 00:18:58,050 --> 00:18:59,800 Oni će dati dobro ti je. 404 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,960 ooh Evo dolazi čekić. 405 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,920 Pripremite se za dobar... 406 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,870 [VRIŠTANJE] 407 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,620 Vidimo se kasnije, kučko. Zamrznuti! 408 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:08,810 Zamrznuti! Nikad me nećeš uhvatiti. 409 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,280 upucat ću te. 410 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,740 upucat ću te. Uspravi se uza zid. 411 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,210 Upravo sada. Bila je samo um- 412 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:15,170 [NEČUJNO] 413 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,630 Pažljivo ga provjeri. 414 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:17,460 Vau! 415 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,660 Nanjušio sam to, ti kurvin sine. 416 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,760 Što misliš vučeš? 417 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,630 Silovala me! 418 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,420 Lezite na zemlju! 419 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,350 Sada na zemlju! 420 00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,030 Ruke na glavu! 421 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,030 Znaš li tko je moj otac? 422 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,500 Sići! Ostani dolje! 423 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,470 Ruke iznad glave! Sići! 424 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,430 Ostani dolje! 425 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,900 Ona je to tražila. 426 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,380 Jebeno su to zaslužili! 427 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,850 Jebi se, seronjo! 428 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,320 pokazat ću ti... 429 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,290 Nemoj nikad to ženi! 430 00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:39,270 Ti mu reci! 431 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,250 Ti si loš čovjek! 432 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,720 Ne moraš silovati! 433 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,200 Idite u zatvor! 434 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,720 Zauvijek. Kučkin sin. 435 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,510 Pokazat ću ti što osjeća se kao. 436 00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:47,400 [PLJAČANJE] 437 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,500 [VRIŠTANJE] 438 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,480 Oh. 439 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,940 Oh, da. Podmažite ga. 440 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,310 Dosta ovoga. 441 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,090 Očistimo naš grad. 442 00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,900 Nema više silovanja. 443 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,460 Nitko se ne izvlači sa sranjima ovdje. 444 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,480 razumiješ 445 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,830 Da. 446 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,890 Sav taj rad isplati se, čovječe. 447 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:06,590 ja ti kažem. 448 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:07,960 Sada se sve to isplati. 449 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,220 Nitko se neće izvući s ubojstvom ovdje. 450 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,300 Ja sam opaka. 451 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,060 [PUCCI] Šutnite ih. 452 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:14,910 Zaustavit ću ih. 453 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:19,580 [PUCCI] 454 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,150 Pozovi hitnu pomoć. 455 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,370 Možda sam bio malo grub. 456 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:23,530 Da, uhvatila je tipa. 457 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,370 To je bilo dobro policijski posao koliko čujem. 458 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,070 Pravo. 459 00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:27,590 Punjena naranča navući mu guzicu. 460 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,590 U bolnici je i krvari iz rektuma odmah. 461 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:30,210 Tužbe. 462 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,620 Znate, svi jednom pogriješi. 463 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,980 Pravo. 464 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,120 Otimačica torbica? 465 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,200 Dobila je i tog tipa. 466 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,360 Daj mi tu torbicu, kučko. 467 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,850 Bok-ja! Ah! 468 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,340 Uzmi to, kučko. 469 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,830 [POLICIJSKE SIRENE] 470 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,320 Zamrzni se! 471 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,310 Joj! 472 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,310 jao 473 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,300 Kučkin sin! 474 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,290 Okus po svome medicina, ti kurčevo! 475 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:56,290 Hoćeš mi pojesti guzicu? 476 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,780 Hoćeš pojesti moj pištolj? 477 00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:59,770 Što dovraga misliš radiš u mom gradu, ha? 478 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:00,770 To je bila moja torbica. 479 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,540 Kako se usuđuješ to raditi ljudima. 480 00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:03,270 Ukrala mi ga je. 481 00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:05,480 Govno jedno kurčevo! jao 482 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,570 Lezi na trbuh. 483 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,960 Odvedite me u bolnicu. 484 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,480 Što god radili, nemojte se držati tvoj štap u mojoj rani. 485 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,680 Daj mi to, dušo. 486 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,180 jao 487 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:18,180 jao 488 00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,630 Bog. 489 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:23,840 Što god radiš, nemoj zabiti mi pištolj u dupe. 490 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,460 jao [PUCCI] 491 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,390 [PLJAČANJE] 492 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,860 [PUCCI] 493 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,340 Uh oh. 494 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:35,100 Još jedan grize prašinu. Juhuhuuu! 495 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,100 Vau! 496 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,580 Zovite meso vagon, kurac. 497 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:41,070 [PUCCI] 498 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,060 [KRIČEK PTICA] 499 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,550 Jebeno vladaj gradom, kučko. 500 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:44,840 Da, pokazali smo mu. [PUCCI] 501 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,540 [MUŠKARAC VRISTI] 502 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,540 Uzmi još malo boogija ide u centar grada. 503 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:51,110 Čuvaj ga na sigurnom u mom mjesto s mog lica. 504 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,600 Daj mi malo prostora. 505 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,270 - Ispraznila mu je klip u dupe. - Dvaput. 506 00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:58,610 Težak je to grad. 507 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,680 Sada više neće priđi ovom slučaju. 508 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,510 Pa gdje je ona? 509 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:03,360 Ona je na ledu. 510 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,860 Detalj prometa u centru grada. 511 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:09,190 Neće dobiti u bilo kakvoj nevolji tamo. 512 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:18,650 [GLAZBA - THE FUPS, "POGLEDAJTE VAŠ SIN SADA"] 513 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:33,920 SPIKER: OK, dečki. 514 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,890 Sada je na pozornici Larry. 515 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:49,950 Popo. 516 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,500 [NEČUJNO] Što radiš li, ha? 517 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:57,220 Ne raspravljamo detalji ovog slučaja, 518 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:59,870 Ali u to vas uvjeravam bliži smo nego ikada 519 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:02,250 I činimo sve što možemo dovedite ovog bolesnog kurvinog sina 520 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,620 Do pravde. 521 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:07,820 Sve što mogu reći je da imamo najbolji ljudi na slučaju 522 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,040 I nema razloga za paniku. 523 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,390 Ne, ne, ne. 524 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:17,200 Ako išta, noćni život življi je nego ikada. 525 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,520 To je to. Gubi se odavde. 526 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,820 Intervju je gotov. 527 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,530 Vodim te u zatvor. 528 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:25,000 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 529 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:43,090 Oh! 530 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:48,860 ooh 531 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,860 [PUBLIKA KLIČE] 532 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:01,940 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 533 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,180 Na pozornici je sada Ginger. 534 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,460 Bok, hoćeš li? kao malo privatnosti? 535 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:16,440 Imamo dva privatna chat sobe koje će vam služiti. 536 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,140 Ne sad. 537 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:18,040 Možda kasnije. 538 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,620 Ajme, hajde. 539 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:22,790 hej 540 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:24,860 Živiš ovdje negdje? 541 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,490 Pst, ne govori. 542 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:27,530 Dopusti da ti zaplešem u krilu. 543 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,700 Ne znaš sve mještani, a vi? 544 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,530 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 545 00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:37,070 Jeste li vidjeli nešto neobično? 546 00:24:37,070 --> 00:24:37,950 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 547 00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:39,790 Neobično? 548 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:41,600 Ovo je bar za nudize, stari. 549 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,050 Stalno se događaju čudna sranja. 550 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,180 Sjećaš li se noći starac je ubijen? 551 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,280 Izgled. 552 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,750 Želiš li ples u krilu ili želiš razgovarati? 553 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,320 Baš mi se sviđa ples u krilu. 554 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,340 I ja samo volim razgovarati. 555 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,200 Znam što ti treba. 556 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,390 Fantazija o dvije djevojke. 557 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,370 Dođi sa mnom. 558 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,290 Dovest ću Bonera. 559 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,000 Pa uđi unutra. 560 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,010 Budite strpljivi. 561 00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:13,920 Dovest ću Bonera. 562 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,900 Odmah se vraćamo. 563 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,430 Budi dobar dečko. Oh. 564 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,330 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 565 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:43,070 Ah! 566 00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:45,450 Ovaj tip izgleda on ima mnogo novca. 567 00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:47,100 Možda će platiti za moju operaciju. 568 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:50,090 [VRIŠTANJE] 569 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,530 MOMAK NA RADIJU: Pažnja, svi policajci. 570 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:05,030 Pažnja, svi policajci. 571 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,020 Ubojstvo kod Svjetlucavog dabra. 572 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,510 Ubojstvo kod Svjetlucavog dabra. 573 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:10,010 Moguće da je službenik pao. 574 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:11,500 Ne moj zeko. 575 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,970 [POLICIJSKE SIRENE] 576 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,950 Isuse, nadam se ovome nije detektivski ples. 577 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,930 Zovem njegov novčanik. 578 00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:29,930 To je on. 579 00:26:29,930 --> 00:26:30,670 Travis je. 580 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,440 Je li to njegova glava? 581 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,760 Ne, šefe. 582 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,990 Mislim da je tamo. 583 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:43,030 Rekao je da ima predosjećaj o ovom mjestu. 584 00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:46,380 Izgleda da je bio u pravu. 585 00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:48,470 Pa, javimo se. 586 00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:51,460 [POLICIJSKE SIRENE] 587 00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:06,430 dovraga. 588 00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:08,070 To zvuči kao Ivanna. 589 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:09,250 Papa, izlazi van tamo i zaustavi je. 590 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,740 Ne može vidjeti Travisa ovakvog. 591 00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:15,210 Hej, hej, hej. 592 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,530 Ne želiš ići tamo. 593 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:17,790 On je mrtav, zar ne? 594 00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:19,460 Da, i netko uzeo njegov novčanik. 595 00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:21,090 Bože moj! 596 00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:22,030 ja sam... ja sam... 597 00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:23,440 O moj Bože! 598 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,380 Ahh! 599 00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:25,710 Što se dogodilo? 600 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:27,990 Ivana, jako mi je žao. 601 00:27:27,990 --> 00:27:30,000 Sačuvaj svoju sućut, Dvostruki kurac. 602 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,690 Travis je mrtav! 603 00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:33,500 I ne bi bio mrtav da je Bio sam na slučaju s njima 604 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,240 I ti to znaš! 605 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,040 Sad, Ivana... 606 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,540 [NEČUJNO] sranje za mene. 607 00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:38,250 I kažem ti, jesam na ovom slučaju počevši 608 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:39,600 Baš ove jebene minute. 609 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,440 Uznemirena si. 610 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,260 Razgovarajmo o ovome dolje na stanici. 611 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,580 Ne seri, ljut sam. 612 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,210 Daj da vidim što mogu učiniti. 613 00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:46,560 Reći ću ti što možeš učiniti. 614 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,290 Možete uzeti svoju mast dupe i tvoj dupli kurac 615 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:51,170 I odjebi odavde jer se vraćam. 616 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,650 Skidam se gola i jesam zajebat ću se! 617 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,860 Sklanjaj mi se s puta. Hej, gospođo. 618 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,060 ne namjeravam guranje ili bilo što, 619 00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:58,590 Ali dobar način da prebolite smrt vašeg muža 620 00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:00,160 Je otići kući i imati montaža golog treninga 621 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,240 Sve to mala 14-godišnjakinja djeca na DVD playerima 622 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,680 Može drkati na. 623 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,590 A onda neće osjetiti kao da su uzalud potrošili novac. 624 00:28:05,590 --> 00:28:07,780 [GLAZBA - THE FUPS, "JA NE ZNATI"] 625 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:35,000 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 626 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:11,590 To je to. 627 00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:17,080 Ti mala kučko kurvo. 628 00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,070 Oh. 629 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,540 [STENJANJE] 630 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:30,520 Ostani ovdje. 631 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,520 Ne govoriš ni riječi. 632 00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:40,430 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 633 00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:43,400 Budući da je nacionalni strip Tjedan poštovanja knjiga, 634 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:48,410 Molim vas spojite ruke za nevjerojatnog Spidercunta. 635 00:31:48,410 --> 00:31:51,650 [GLAZBA SVIRA] Volim krv i utrobu. 636 00:31:51,650 --> 00:31:58,190 Sviđa mi se zvuk tišine dok me potpuno ne izludi. 637 00:31:58,190 --> 00:32:03,990 Upamti ako dođeš okolo, bolje ti je da pripaziš na svog laprdača. 638 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:07,560 Koliko duša potjeranih pod zemljom, gledanje 639 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,000 Tales from the Crapper. 640 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:16,630 Volim gole striptizete. 641 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:19,620 Otkidanje ruku i glava. 642 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:26,110 Osjećam se tako veselo znaju da su potpuno mrtvi. 643 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:32,590 Ako se usudite pojaviti se, govoreći kao neki stari crveni snapper, 644 00:32:32,590 --> 00:32:35,090 Molim te, ne tjeraj me da povratim. 645 00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:39,080 Gledam Tales od Crappera. 646 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Čovjek. 647 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,070 Ah, volio bih pomirisati gaćice. 648 00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,570 Pa, pogodi što, ljepotan? 649 00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:46,070 Ne nosim ništa. 650 00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:47,560 Vruće prokletstvo. 651 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,860 - Sranje! - Odvratno! 652 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:49,560 Vagina. 653 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:03,600 Ooh, znaš što? 654 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,490 Mislio sam da ćeš imati brijao se tamo dolje. 655 00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,570 - Da. - Stvarno? 656 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,020 Da. 657 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,490 Oh, da. 658 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,940 Da. 659 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,900 Oh, da. 660 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:17,840 Koji je kurac ona radi tamo? 661 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,800 Jebati! 662 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,780 Ah! 663 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:22,250 Sranje! 664 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,720 Sranje! 665 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,190 Sranje! 666 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,360 sta to radis 667 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,860 kako to misliš, što ja radim 668 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:29,350 Oh, moj nos! 669 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:30,350 Moj nos! 670 00:33:30,350 --> 00:33:32,850 Oh, jebote! 671 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:33,850 Oprostite? 672 00:33:33,850 --> 00:33:36,140 Ali postoji li razlog zašto si otjerati moje mušterije? 673 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:38,850 žao mi je Ja... samo sam malo nervozan. 674 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,640 što imaš biti nervozan? 675 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,740 Pa, ovdje sam da pitati te za posao. 676 00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:44,070 Oh, stvarno? 677 00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:44,960 Želim biti plesačica. 678 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,170 Želiš biti plesačica? 679 00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:46,870 Zatim izađite na pozornicu. 680 00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:48,330 Pokaži sise, kučko. 681 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,030 U REDU. 682 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:49,880 Obući ću svoj kostim. 683 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,520 Hvala. 684 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,450 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 685 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,650 Ovo joj je prvi put na pozornici, pa budi ljubazan. 686 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:58,260 Ovo je Ivana. 687 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:01,210 Kad se Ivanna ne skida, ona je policajac na tajnom zadatku, 688 00:34:01,210 --> 00:34:03,370 Pozira kao striptizeta. 689 00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:05,870 [GLAZBA SVIRA] 690 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:12,280 [NEČUJNO] 691 00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:17,320 PUBLIKA: Bu! hajde 692 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,840 Hej, Larry, jesam li dobiti ćelavu točku? 693 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,760 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 694 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,430 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 695 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:48,030 Možete li vjerovati da je ovo Ivanna prvi put na pozornici? 696 00:34:48,030 --> 00:35:30,590 Da, mogu i ja. 697 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:39,210 [PUBLIKA KLIČE] 698 00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:40,420 Dakle, imam li posao? 699 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,060 - Da, shvatio si. - Da! 700 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,320 hvala ti puno 701 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,480 Neću te iznevjeriti. 702 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,040 - Što ona radi? - U redu. 703 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:51,740 Kako bi bilo... 704 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,150 - Da. - Da. 705 00:35:55,950 --> 00:36:00,800 Bavim se nekim nastranim sranjima i Nadam se da vam se sviđa grubo. 706 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,790 Oh, da. 707 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:03,280 Hrapav! 708 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,760 Da. 709 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,760 Hej, dušo. 710 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,800 Oprosti, Deke. 711 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,130 Ne želimo nikakve probleme, čovječe. 712 00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:10,140 Nitko se ne mora brinuti o nevolji kao 713 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:12,350 Sve dok naučite kako se opustiti. 714 00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:13,250 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 715 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:17,370 Ulazak u striptiz klub je Deke, naš stalni crveni sleđ. 716 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:18,790 Ovo bi mogao biti on, Popo. 717 00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:19,620 Jeste li sigurni? 718 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:23,100 Njegovi interesi su zbunjujući gledatelj, češlja se, 719 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,510 I skidajući kaput. Ples? 720 00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:26,280 Ples? 721 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,220 Želi li netko ples? 722 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,170 Ne, nisi. 723 00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:30,640 To je moja ljepotica rozi bikini, kuja. 724 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,600 Uzmi... Pičko đubre. 725 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,580 Rasjeći ću te. 726 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:36,310 Bolje to vrati. 727 00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:38,250 Platio sam stotine dolara za to 728 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,460 A tvoje debelo dupe ne svejedno raditi u njemu. 729 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,690 Ne ubijaš bilo tko drugi, prijatelju. 730 00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:42,590 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 731 00:36:42,590 --> 00:36:44,480 Stavite ruke zajedno za siromahe 732 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,200 Koreografirana kung fu borba. 733 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,160 [gunđanje] 734 00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:52,120 Imamo ga. 735 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:52,970 Idemo. On je moj. 736 00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:53,670 U redu. 737 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,930 - Gdje? - On je tamo. 738 00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:58,670 Tamo. 739 00:36:58,670 --> 00:36:59,660 Zamrznuti! 740 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:01,420 Zabava je gotova, đubre! 741 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,510 [gunđanje] 742 00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:05,420 Stavi mu lisice, Popo. 743 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,840 Imam te. 744 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,820 [VRIŠTANJE] 745 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,820 Ja ću ga srediti. 746 00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:14,820 [gunđanje] 747 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,410 Oh, ne, ne, ne. 748 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:22,340 Nije u paketu. 749 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:24,290 Oh, da, tatice. 750 00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:25,090 Oh! 751 00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:25,920 Stavite ga na moju sljepoočnicu. 752 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,510 Stavi mi to u usta. 753 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:30,320 Trebao sam te pojebati kad sam imao priliku. 754 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,650 Jeste li odgovorni za ubojstva? 755 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:32,840 Ja sam ubojica, dušo. 756 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,450 Ja sam ga ubio. Hvala Bogu. 757 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,490 Ne igram se više igre s vama dečki. 758 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:40,710 Sranje! 759 00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:42,390 Rekao sam ti da je ovo zabavno mjesto. 760 00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:43,730 Da, veži me. 761 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:44,730 Neka bude stvarno... Prokletstvo! 762 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:45,530 Sviđa mi se čvrsto. 763 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,230 - Mhm. - Mm. 764 00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:49,620 Da. 765 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:53,440 Da, i ja volim usko. 766 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,140 Hej, koji ti je kurac misliš da radiš, kučko? 767 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:56,660 Vrati to! 768 00:37:56,660 --> 00:38:00,060 Kučko, kakva jebeni ples u krilu je li ovo? 769 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,400 To je vrsta ples u krilu gdje ti 770 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,270 Reci mi što želim znati. Jebi se, kučko. 771 00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:04,490 Nećemo ti govoriti ništa. 772 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,930 I možeš mi popušiti kurac. 773 00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:09,680 Kako bi bilo da napravim vi dečki moje kučke? 774 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,100 Ah! 775 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,960 [POLICIJSKE SIRENE] 776 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,610 Koliko dugo idemo natjerati je da ostane tamo 777 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:20,010 I degradirati prije nas reći joj da smo uhvatili ubojicu? 778 00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:21,950 Ne još. zajebavaš me? 779 00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:23,750 Nakon svih glavobolja uzrokovala mi je, 780 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:26,640 Čekala sam na prilika da joj se osveti. 781 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,600 he he he he. 782 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,440 Svaki pas ima svoj dan. 783 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,830 Tko zna kakav ponižavajućih radnji 784 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:36,830 Ivannino podvrgavanje sebe do upravo sada. 785 00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:39,780 [ZVUCI LJUCANJA] 786 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:41,740 Ooo, vruće! 787 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:43,210 GOMILA: Oh, sranje. 788 00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:45,630 ooh! 789 00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:48,070 Sad mi reci tko je ubojica iz striptiz kluba je. 790 00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:49,550 Što? 791 00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:51,180 O čemu ti to pričaš? 792 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:53,510 Reci mi tko je jebeni ubojica je! 793 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,290 Koji si ti kurac pričaš o tome, gospođo? 794 00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:57,000 Ne znamo ništa, gospođo! 795 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,810 Drži te kukove u pokretu! 796 00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:58,810 Dođi! 797 00:38:58,810 --> 00:38:59,810 Hajde, šefe. 798 00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:00,980 Prošlo je dovoljno dugo. 799 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:01,950 OK, OK. 800 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:04,540 Oslobodit ću je. 801 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:06,930 Da, Doublestump ovdje. 802 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:09,360 Uhitili smo ubojica iz striptiz kluba. 803 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,000 Netko se javi Ivanna odmah. 804 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:14,900 Sretan? 805 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,030 Vrlo. 806 00:39:16,030 --> 00:39:18,120 Zato si stavio masku. 807 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,860 Postoje zakoni o zoniranju. U REDU. 808 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:20,860 Ovo mi tek dolazi. 809 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,630 Hvala ti, Louise. To je Ramone. 810 00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:23,730 Ramone. 811 00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:24,640 Upravo unutra. 812 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,640 Uhićen ubojica iz striptiz kluba. 813 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,040 - Ne! - da 814 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,470 Tromaville Action News bit će uživo u eteru 24 sata dnevno 815 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:34,770 Da vam donesem, javno gledanje, 816 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,950 Prijenos uživo iz svakog ugla ove prijelomne priče. 817 00:39:37,950 --> 00:39:39,250 Razgovarat ćemo ubojičin 818 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,480 Susjedi, njegova mama, njegovu osnovnu školu 819 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,200 Učiteljice, njegov refleksolog. 820 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,060 [PAGER BIPOVI] 821 00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:45,040 Ne znamo ništa! 822 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,900 Nemoj sada nikome reći o ovome, ti seronjo. 823 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:53,640 čuješ li me 824 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,400 Ne seri, seronjo. 825 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,900 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 826 00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,630 Oh dobro. Hvala za ništa, dečki. 827 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:02,330 Što? 828 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:04,130 Barem ste u kontaktu s vlastitom seksualnošću sada. 829 00:40:10,590 --> 00:40:12,510 [ZVONI TELEFON] 830 00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:13,730 Doublestump. 831 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,290 Gdje ste našli tipa? 832 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,950 Svjetlucavi Dabar. 833 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,970 Bio sam u Dabru. 834 00:40:18,970 --> 00:40:20,240 Kada ste našli tipa? 835 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,410 Ja ću sići tamo i provjeri 836 00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:23,330 Tvoje jebene dosjee osobno. 837 00:40:23,330 --> 00:40:25,110 Oko 11:30, OK? 838 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:27,280 Mora da si bio u stražnjoj sobi. 839 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,760 Ostavio si me u tom razgovoru soba za pola sata? 840 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,830 Jeste li sigurni da imate pravo tip jer silazim 841 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,660 Tamo da ga sam ispitam. 842 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:36,020 Ne, ne, ne, ne. 843 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,870 To neće biti potrebno. 844 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,530 Prokletstvo, ljuta sam! 845 00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:43,070 Jebati! 846 00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:47,700 Mrzim tog Doublestumpa kurac govno! 847 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,170 [GLAZBA SVIRA] 848 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,370 SPIKER: OK, dečki. 849 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,780 Djevojke su uvijek dostupan za privatne plesove. 850 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:07,480 Imamo poseban za sve vi dečki s velikim prištićima. 851 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,770 Ali moraš masturbirati u svoje perike. 852 00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:36,120 Ja sam 853 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,610 [PLJAČANJE] 854 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:53,050 [VRIŠTANJE] 855 00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:56,530 Što dovraga? 856 00:41:56,530 --> 00:41:59,080 [VRIŠTANJE] O moj Bože. 857 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,780 Neka netko nazove 9-1-1. 858 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:04,970 [VRIŠTANJE] 859 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:07,530 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 860 00:42:09,970 --> 00:42:12,890 [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 861 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:16,300 [VRIŠTANJE] 862 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:20,360 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 863 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,340 RADIO VODITELJ: Više ubojstva u tijeku 864 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,140 Kod svjetlucavog dabra. Jebati! 865 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:30,840 znao sam! 866 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,890 Da. Ovo je upravo stiglo. 867 00:42:34,890 --> 00:42:37,170 Ubojica iz striptiz kluba nije uhićen. 868 00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:38,440 To nije tip. 869 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,410 Lažna uzbuna, ljudi. 870 00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:42,670 Međutim, mi ćemo nastaviti naše 24 satni prijenos ovog događaja 871 00:42:42,670 --> 00:42:45,350 Jer, iskreno, jesmo nema ništa pametnije za raditi. 872 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,120 Imam malo zoysia trava rasti. 873 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,230 Večeras sam imala spoj koji je otkazan. 874 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:51,270 - Otkazano. - I tu sam. 875 00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:53,580 I znaš, ako hoće biti žena o tome, 876 00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:55,810 Nazvat će me umjesto toga slanja e-pošte. 877 00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:56,640 Da, to je slabo. 878 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,530 Masovna e-pošta. 879 00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:02,440 Koji kurac? [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 880 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,410 Pusti je! 881 00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:06,880 [PUCCI] 882 00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:10,820 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 883 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:17,820 [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 884 00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:20,320 [GLAZBA SVIRA NA RADIJU - "KANIBALSKA LEZBIJSKA NAPAKA"] 885 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:25,320 ČOVJEK NA RADIJU: Više ubojstva u tijeku 886 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,320 Kod svjetlucavog dabra. 887 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,820 Šefe, jeste li čuli? 888 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:29,340 Čini se da bismo mogli imati krivog čovjeka. 889 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,220 Ne! 890 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:31,090 Sveti cannoli. 891 00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:32,550 Ne, tog tipa sve sam krivo shvatio. 892 00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:34,870 Nadam se da Ivanna nije otišla tamo sama. 893 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:37,500 Ja sam taj koji ih je ubio kučke i ponovit ću to. 894 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,370 Narednik Dance. 895 00:43:38,370 --> 00:43:40,130 Javi se narednik Dance. 896 00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:42,560 Netko uzima zasluge za moje sranje! 897 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,530 Ivana, čuješ li me? 898 00:43:44,530 --> 00:43:46,510 Sranje, mislim da je otišla tamo sama. 899 00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:47,490 Bolje nazovi pojačanje. 900 00:43:47,490 --> 00:43:49,260 Upali svjetla. Doublestump. 901 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:49,960 [POLICIJSKE SIRENE] 902 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,410 Službenik treba pomoć kod Svjetlucavog dabra. 903 00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:55,820 Sve jedinice odgovaraju. Uf! 904 00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:57,430 Vi me imate! 905 00:43:57,430 --> 00:43:58,780 Gdje idete? 906 00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:00,650 Zatvor je na drugu stranu. 907 00:44:00,650 --> 00:44:02,650 Želim dobiti dupe silovali arijevci. 908 00:44:02,650 --> 00:44:04,070 Želim ispustiti sapun. 909 00:44:04,070 --> 00:44:05,540 Uvijek sam čuo tako je zabavno. 910 00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:06,540 Želim ispustiti sapun! 911 00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:10,450 [VRIŠTANJE] 912 00:44:10,450 --> 00:44:13,650 O moj Bože. 913 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:14,610 O moj Bože! 914 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:17,470 [VRIŠTANJE] 915 00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:19,650 [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 916 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,880 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 917 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,840 što si ti ležati tamo? 918 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,930 Ustani i pokaži mi što imaš na pozornici! 919 00:44:50,930 --> 00:44:51,770 [VANZEMLJAC GOVORI] 920 00:44:51,770 --> 00:44:52,670 SPIKER: U redu, dečki. 921 00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:55,170 Do pozornice je upravo sada bogomoljka u toplesu 922 00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:56,280 Čudovište i Ivana. 923 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,480 [VANZEMALJSKI ZVUCI] 924 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,830 Da! 925 00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:24,810 Travis! 926 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:27,170 Ivana? 927 00:45:27,170 --> 00:45:28,150 jesi dobro 928 00:45:28,150 --> 00:45:29,640 Ne znam, jesam li dobro? 929 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,120 jesam li dobro 930 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,900 Što dovraga ima dogodilo ovdje, Ivanna? 931 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,290 Što se dogodilo? 932 00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:37,290 Imaš neke velike vrijeme objašnjavajući učiniti. 933 00:45:37,290 --> 00:45:38,290 Ubojica! 934 00:45:38,290 --> 00:45:40,290 Ubio sam ubojicu! To se dogodilo! 935 00:45:40,290 --> 00:45:41,250 Ubio sam ga odmah tamo! 936 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,160 Kuja! 937 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,450 Učinio sam to za Travisa! 938 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,820 Učinio sam to za Travisa! 939 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:48,880 Popo. 940 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,510 Nazovi vagon mesa. 941 00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:53,130 Reci dečkima da će pokupi nešto prekovremenog večeras. 942 00:45:53,130 --> 00:45:54,020 Ovo je upravo stiglo. 943 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:56,420 Ubojica iz striptiz kluba je uhvaćen. 944 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,490 I to ženka. 945 00:45:57,490 --> 00:45:59,300 - To je ubojica žena. - O moj Bože. 946 00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:00,370 Javnosti će se ovo svidjeti. 947 00:46:00,370 --> 00:46:01,360 Hvala Bogu. 948 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,950 - Mislim... - Patuljci. 949 00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:03,930 I Židovi. 950 00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:04,770 Ali čekaj, čekaj. 951 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:05,710 Postaje bolje. 952 00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:07,020 Ona nije samo žena. 953 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,220 Ona je vanzemaljac striptizeta stvorenje bogomoljka, također. 954 00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:10,330 Jackpot. Daj mi kandžu. 955 00:46:10,330 --> 00:46:11,320 Gol. 956 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,090 Eh. 957 00:46:13,090 --> 00:46:14,490 Eh. Da. 958 00:46:14,490 --> 00:46:16,940 Bit ćemo uživo na zrak 24/7 da vam dam 959 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,040 Ovo ekskluzivno izvještavanje o striptizeta vanzemaljska bogomoljka 960 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,290 Masakr stvorenja. 961 00:46:21,290 --> 00:46:23,590 I držati se nas nakon pauze 962 00:46:23,590 --> 00:46:27,650 Kad je naš vlastiti Jonathan Gottlieb istražuje novu razinu 963 00:46:27,650 --> 00:46:31,230 Od podzemnih životinja. 964 00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:32,650 Čvrsto držanje. 965 00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:35,060 Što je krzneno dolje tamo kraj moje noge? 966 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:35,880 Moley molerstein. 967 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,500 [gunđanje] [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 968 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:53,870 prokletstvo! 969 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:55,280 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 970 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,490 Znaš, svaki dan, dobivam pisma poput ovog. 971 00:46:59,490 --> 00:47:02,820 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 972 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:13,130 Dragi čuvaru sranja, molim te prestani me zvati kući ili ću 973 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,190 Jeste li pucali. 974 00:47:14,190 --> 00:47:17,100 Najljepše želje, Hillary Rodham Clinton. 975 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:17,800 fuj 976 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,620 Ich. 977 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:21,870 [ISPIRANJE WC-A] 978 00:47:21,870 --> 00:47:27,580 Ali s vremena na vrijeme, Dobijem pismo poput... 979 00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:30,010 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 980 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,420 Vau! Ah. 981 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:36,670 Ovako... ovako. 982 00:47:36,670 --> 00:47:38,150 Vau. 983 00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:40,620 uh... 984 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:45,320 Dragi Crap Keeper, tvoji filmovi tako su jebeno retardirani. 985 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,300 Kako pridobiti investitore kontinuirano financirati svoje smeće? 986 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,530 Nadam se da ćeš se utopiti u vlastitom sranju 987 00:47:51,530 --> 00:47:53,930 I umrijeti dugo i užasna smrt. 988 00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:56,810 S poštovanjem, Mali Jimmy Picnoser. 989 00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:58,720 Topeka, Kansas. 990 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:05,470 p.s. Nadam se da će pas iskopati tvoj leš i popiški se po njemu. 991 00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:07,470 Oh dobro. Oh, dobro, Jimmy. 992 00:48:07,470 --> 00:48:11,560 Hvala na velikom interesu u nezavisnoj filmskoj produkciji. 993 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,510 Danas ćemo pokazati kako si, mali Jimmy, 994 00:48:15,510 --> 00:48:17,140 Možeš napraviti vlastiti prokleti film. 995 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:18,570 Da, napravite svoj vlastiti prokleti film. 996 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:22,860 To je moja nova vruća knjiga zgodan prijatelj, Lloyd Kaufman. 997 00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:25,720 Dostupno u Barnes and Noble, Granice i fine knjižare 998 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:26,490 Posvuda. 999 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:27,790 I znate što trebat ćeš, 1000 00:48:27,790 --> 00:48:29,660 Jimmy... da počne tvoj film? 1001 00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:32,870 Znate što trebate za početak snimati vlastiti prokleti film? 1002 00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:34,640 Trebate skriptu. 1003 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,320 Da, scenarij je a nacrt za vaš film. 1004 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,740 I sve mora biti upravo tako s filmom koji Jimmy snima. 1005 00:48:41,740 --> 00:48:44,410 Sada, da vidimo kakav scenarij koji ćemo dobiti. 1006 00:48:44,410 --> 00:48:45,970 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] Oh. 1007 00:48:45,970 --> 00:48:47,780 Ah. 1008 00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:48,680 Oh. 1009 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:56,720 A Jimmy, tvoj scenarij jest bit će What Women Want? 1010 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,280 Nema šanse. 1011 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,640 [ISPIRANJE WC-A] 1012 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,430 Znate, John Cassavetes uvijek rekao dobar film 1013 00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:06,020 Dolazi iz srca. 1014 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,720 Dakle, Little Jimmy, mi smo ide improvizirati. 1015 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,270 Da, mali Jimmy. 1016 00:49:10,270 --> 00:49:13,960 Ti ćeš biti improvizirati svoj film. 1017 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,180 Sada, što vam je sljedeće potrebno? 1018 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:18,590 Trebate lokaciju. 1019 00:49:18,590 --> 00:49:22,510 Lokacije su mjesta gdje producirate svoj film. 1020 00:49:22,510 --> 00:49:26,290 Vaša lokacija možda želi biti sunčano i egzotično mjesto. 1021 00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:30,470 Dakle, Jimmy, hajmo producirajte svoj film u... 1022 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:32,870 [VRIŠTANJE] 1023 00:49:35,270 --> 00:49:38,570 Na sunčanoj Jamajci! 1024 00:49:38,570 --> 00:49:40,890 Uh... Hm. 1025 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:45,690 Uh... U sunčanoj kući! 1026 00:49:45,690 --> 00:49:49,230 Sada, tvoj film ide trebam protagonista... heroja... 1027 00:49:49,230 --> 00:49:52,230 Netko tko svaki čovjek može se identificirati sa... 1028 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:55,350 Može se reći, znaš, to bih mogao biti ja. 1029 00:49:55,350 --> 00:49:57,090 A sad da vidimo. 1030 00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:58,600 Što... protagonist... hm. 1031 00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,790 Protagonist junak. 1032 00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:01,200 Možda, hm, ne znam. 1033 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,500 Možda... možda tvoj protagonist bi se moglo reći, 1034 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:08,240 Prekrasna lezbijska studentica umjetnosti s neutaživom čežnjom 1035 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,910 Za seksualno zadovoljstvo. 1036 00:50:09,910 --> 00:50:13,090 Ja sam prekrasna lezbijska studentica umjetnosti 1037 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:18,520 S neutaživom čežnjom za seksualno zadovoljenje. 1038 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,800 Vau. 1039 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:24,400 I što je protagonist bez ljubavnog interesa? 1040 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,740 Ja sam druga prekrasna lezbijska umjetnost 1041 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:29,460 Student s an neutaživa čežnja 1042 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:31,740 Za seksualno zadovoljstvo. 1043 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:32,740 [SVIRA SENZUALNA GLAZBA] 1044 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:34,740 Izvrsno. Da. 1045 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,810 [STENJANJE] 1046 00:50:58,810 --> 00:51:01,770 [NEČUJNO] 1047 00:51:01,770 --> 00:51:05,190 Znaš, tvoja priča ide trebati nekakav sukob. 1048 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:05,970 Sukob. 1049 00:51:05,970 --> 00:51:06,920 To je ono bitno. 1050 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,320 Trebate nešto što junaci mogu nadvladati. 1051 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,520 Nepremostiv cilj, možda. 1052 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,130 Sada, vaš auto. 1053 00:51:16,130 --> 00:51:22,290 Auto ti se pokvario a nemaš telefon. 1054 00:51:22,290 --> 00:51:24,110 Onda morate pozvati vučnu službu. 1055 00:51:24,110 --> 00:51:26,140 Auto nam je pokvaren. 1056 00:51:26,140 --> 00:51:30,170 I treba nam telefon pozvati vuču. 1057 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:33,590 Sad, kakav priča bi ovo 1058 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,720 Bilo da nemamo negativca? 1059 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:37,800 Moramo imati nekoga stati ti na put. 1060 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,780 Vi ste heroji. 1061 00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:41,010 Treba nam Moriarty za vašeg Holmesa. 1062 00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:42,800 Yin za tvoj yang. 1063 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,280 Što god. 1064 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,570 I naravno, yin svakom lezbijskom jangu 1065 00:51:48,570 --> 00:51:51,830 Je ludak, totalno teško za voajerizam 1066 00:51:51,830 --> 00:51:54,210 Lezbijska aktivnost. 1067 00:51:54,210 --> 00:51:55,610 Tada! 1068 00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:57,150 Da. 1069 00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:58,060 fuj 1070 00:51:58,060 --> 00:52:00,250 Ne sviđa mi se? 1071 00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:04,190 Pa, jesam li spomenuo da mrzovoljna luckasta se jednostavno dogodi 1072 00:52:04,190 --> 00:52:06,620 Biti transseksualac prije operacije? 1073 00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:12,340 [ŠMRKANJE] 1074 00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:15,020 Ja sam mrzovoljna crackhead, totalno tvrdo 1075 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:19,140 Za voajerizam lezbijsko iskustvo. 1076 00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:21,500 Jesam li to spomenuo Ja sam transvestita prije operacije? 1077 00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,220 [SVIRA SENZUALNA GLAZBA] 1078 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:29,710 tamo. teže. 1079 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,040 [STENJANJE] 1080 00:52:37,010 --> 00:52:39,580 Sada, vi studenti filma pogledaj pažljivo. 1081 00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,500 Ovo je pištolj. 1082 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,520 I kad god pojavi se prilika, 1083 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,810 Stavite pištolj u svoj film. 1084 00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:46,010 Publika uvijek jest zainteresiran za oružje, 1085 00:52:46,010 --> 00:52:47,910 Pogotovo američka publika. 1086 00:52:47,910 --> 00:52:49,310 Bilo da radite film o... o 1087 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:52,940 Obitelj rakuna ili otprilike transseksualci prije operacije, 1088 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:54,520 Stavite pištolj u svoj film. 1089 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:59,640 Sada, transseksualac prije operacije, uzmi ovaj pištolj i dalje sa scenom. 1090 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,580 U REDU? požuri. 1091 00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:01,630 požuri. Scena. 1092 00:53:01,630 --> 00:53:04,830 Scena. Scena. 1093 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:08,720 Što ti pičko njuškala želite? 1094 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:11,420 Auto nam se pokvario i moramo koristiti tvoj telefon. 1095 00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:15,010 Ako ti treba jebeni telefon, Trebam telefon za tebe, kučko. 1096 00:53:15,010 --> 00:53:16,570 odlično! 1097 00:53:16,570 --> 00:53:19,780 OK, sada, sada, sada mi treba još više sukoba. 1098 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:20,900 Više sukoba. 1099 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:21,750 Uh... uh... da, dobro. 1100 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:22,890 Više sukoba. čuješ li to 1101 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:24,270 hajde Smislite neki sukob. 1102 00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:24,570 U redu? Spreman? 1103 00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:25,470 Idemo! Ići! 1104 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:29,150 Akcijski! Glumi, djeluj, djeluj! 1105 00:53:29,150 --> 00:53:31,120 Nemamo novaca. 1106 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,110 Nema novca? 1107 00:53:32,110 --> 00:53:33,070 br. 1108 00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:34,940 Nema novca, nema telefona. 1109 00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:36,090 Vi pičke. 1110 00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:42,400 Pa mora postojati na koji način vam možemo platiti? 1111 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,220 Mislim da bismo to mogli dogovoriti. 1112 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:50,910 Nešto lijepo mirišem, curi mokra maca. 1113 00:53:50,910 --> 00:53:51,960 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1114 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,090 Mm. 1115 00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:56,130 Fino miriše guzica nabijena glupostima. 1116 00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:59,300 Mislim da bismo se mogli dogovoriti nešto, pičke. 1117 00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:06,350 Uzmi svoje jebeno skini se, odmah! 1118 00:54:06,350 --> 00:54:08,800 [SVIRA SENZUALNA GLAZBA] 1119 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:15,150 [STENJANJE] 1120 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,790 Blondie, želim skinuti svoju odjeću. 1121 00:54:22,790 --> 00:54:23,690 Skini joj odjeću. 1122 00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:37,840 Mm! 1123 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,900 Puši joj sise. 1124 00:54:42,210 --> 00:54:43,160 Da. 1125 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,530 Kako ti se sviđa ta guzica? 1126 00:54:45,530 --> 00:54:47,160 sviđa ti se Mm. 1127 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,660 Da. 1128 00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:51,780 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1129 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:52,950 ah 1130 00:54:52,950 --> 00:54:54,990 Sada sam Hollywood brown nosing filmaš. 1131 00:54:56,450 --> 00:54:58,840 [STENJANJE] 1132 00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:03,000 Znaš, ovo je vjerojatno jako dobro vrijeme 1133 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,680 Da pričamo o mjuziklu rezultat jer tvoji filmovi 1134 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,960 Trebat će glazba. 1135 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,180 Znate, filmovi i glazba su vrlo, vrlo povezani. 1136 00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,390 Simfonija ima ritam. 1137 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:11,920 Film... montaža ima ritam. 1138 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,590 Mislim da sam ih pokupio vrlo, vrlo prikladna glazba. 1139 00:55:15,590 --> 00:55:17,000 [SVIRA GLAZBA - "SEXY PILE PJESMA"] 1140 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:17,700 Uf. 1141 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,690 Uh, što kažete na ovo? 1142 00:55:23,690 --> 00:55:27,170 [SVIRA SENZUALNA GLAZBA] 1143 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,650 [STENJANJE] 1144 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:58,050 [VRIŠTANJE] 1145 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:08,170 [PUCCI] 1146 00:56:08,170 --> 00:56:12,810 Sada bi većina filmova vjerojatno završiti scenu upravo ovdje, 1147 00:56:12,810 --> 00:56:14,370 Ali ovo je film Troma. 1148 00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:16,650 A mi ne znamo značenje pretjerivanja. 1149 00:56:16,650 --> 00:56:18,080 Da, ozbiljan sam. 1150 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,220 Nikada to nismo tražili. 1151 00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:23,330 Nemamo čak ni rječnik, ali skrenuo sam. 1152 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:25,950 ni sam ne znam što digresija znači. 1153 00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:28,750 Znaš, napraviti ovo pravi film Troma, 1154 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,130 Moramo doći gore s određenim zaokretom, 1155 00:56:31,130 --> 00:56:32,200 Nešto neočekivano. 1156 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,530 Preokret, ako znate što ja... 1157 00:56:35,530 --> 00:56:36,960 Ne, ne. 1158 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,810 Ne takva vrsta a twist, vi wisenheimeri. 1159 00:56:39,810 --> 00:56:42,120 mislio sam na filmaši moraju staviti 1160 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,220 Neobičan obrat u filmu. 1161 00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:46,720 Nešto publika ne očekuje. 1162 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,850 Zaokret, uh... 1163 00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:51,220 Lezbijke su vampiri. 1164 00:56:54,090 --> 00:56:55,050 jok 1165 00:56:55,050 --> 00:56:56,220 Ne, ne. 1166 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,000 Vampiri su previše otrcani. 1167 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,540 Ovaj film ide imati još jedan obrat. 1168 00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:02,390 Imat ćemo nešto da ti, publika, 1169 00:57:02,390 --> 00:57:05,050 Nikad se neće zaboraviti dok živiš. 1170 00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:06,400 Akcija, Winky! 1171 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,600 [SVIRA KLASIČNA GLAZBA] 1172 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:14,210 [gunđanje] 1173 00:57:19,170 --> 00:57:21,180 Dođi ovamo, kučko! 1174 00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:24,280 Dođi ovamo. 1175 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,730 [VRIŠTANJE] 1176 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,580 [STENJANJE] 1177 00:57:38,950 --> 00:57:42,380 [VRIŠTANJE] 1178 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:47,170 I to malo, Brian McGrath, evo kako 1179 00:57:47,170 --> 00:57:49,610 Snimaš vlastiti prokleti film. 1180 00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:56,070 [PLJESAK] 1181 00:58:02,910 --> 00:58:03,880 [GLAZBA SVIRA] 1182 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,600 I znate što bi staviti ovaj film preko vrha? 1183 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:12,870 Candygram od 500 funti u toplesu! 1184 00:58:12,870 --> 00:58:14,060 Candygram za Crap Keeper! 1185 00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:16,250 Candygram za Crap Keeper! 1186 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:18,520 Svi, budimo ludi. 1187 00:58:47,330 --> 00:58:50,340 I nestati. 1188 00:59:15,670 --> 00:59:18,650 [SVIRA SENZUALNA GLAZBA] 1189 00:59:32,530 --> 00:59:37,980 Ja... Da, skini to s mene. ha? 1190 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,420 ha? 1191 00:59:43,420 --> 00:59:46,340 [VRIŠTANJE] 1192 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,160 [GLAZBA - THE FUPS, "POGLEDAJTE VAŠ SIN SADA"] 1193 01:00:46,050 --> 01:00:47,680 He he he he he, da. 1194 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,660 Dijete. 1195 01:00:48,660 --> 01:00:49,460 Što gledaš? 1196 01:00:53,910 --> 01:00:56,110 Oh! [SMIJEH SE] 1197 01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:58,730 - Guzica te ribe. - Fuj! 1198 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:02,670 Idem odavde, momci. 1199 01:01:02,670 --> 01:01:04,570 Očekujem nešto sranje u pošti. 1200 01:01:04,570 --> 01:01:05,690 Što? 1201 01:01:05,690 --> 01:01:07,820 Novac za školu. 1202 01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:09,600 To znači da smo slavimo večeras, zar ne 1203 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,770 Valjda bismo trebali, ha? 1204 01:01:10,770 --> 01:01:11,470 U redu. 1205 01:01:11,470 --> 01:01:12,200 Idem odavde, ljudi. 1206 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,100 Vratiti se ovamo za sat vremena? 1207 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:13,800 Da, sat vremena. 1208 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,600 I tako se Timmy vratio kući, očekujući 1209 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,790 Pismo od njegovog oca. 1210 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,620 TIMMYJEV TATA (VOICEOVER): Dragi Timmy, 1211 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:34,200 Imao nesreću na tvornica neki dan. 1212 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,600 Ruke su mi bile otkinute. 1213 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,430 Pošto nemamo zdravlja briga, valjda ne mogu platiti 1214 01:01:38,430 --> 01:01:40,050 Za tvoju školarinu, dečko. 1215 01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:40,780 Ali razveseli se. 1216 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:42,920 Izgleda kao svi oni pisma koja ste primili 1217 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:46,420 Od raznih stipendija programi na koje ste se prijavili... pa, 1218 01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:48,150 Siguran sam da hoće platiti fakultet. 1219 01:01:48,150 --> 01:01:50,340 Pa ti i taj debeli klinac... Lijepo se provedi. 1220 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,040 Oh, da. 1221 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,210 I također, taj... mršavi tip, uh... drugi tip. 1222 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:55,190 Zabavite se i vi s njim. 1223 01:01:55,190 --> 01:01:57,070 Tko je zaboga bacio uopće ti idioti? 1224 01:01:57,070 --> 01:01:59,600 To jebeno sranje ass casting director. 1225 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:00,430 Ubit ću ga. 1226 01:02:00,430 --> 01:02:01,680 Ljubav, tata. 1227 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,390 Sada idem u gay bar. 1228 01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:05,620 UPIS NA FAKULTET MOMAK 1 (VOICEOVER): 1229 01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:07,100 Nažalost moramo obavijestiti ti koji jesi 1230 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:10,590 Nije kvalificiran za financije pomoć zbog činjenice da ste 1231 01:02:10,590 --> 01:02:11,470 Bijela. 1232 01:02:11,470 --> 01:02:12,170 Sranje. 1233 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,790 UPIS NA FAKULTET MOMAK 2 (VOICEOVER): 1234 01:02:16,790 --> 01:02:20,770 Kvalificirali ste se za a punu financijsku stipendiju. 1235 01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:23,500 To bih i ja rekao ako ste bili pobačeni fetus. 1236 01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:27,690 UPIS NA FAKULTET MOMAK 3 (VOICEOVER): 1237 01:02:27,690 --> 01:02:31,790 Nisi dovoljno poseban. Jebati! 1238 01:02:33,990 --> 01:02:35,520 MOMAK ZA UPIS NA FAKULTET 4 (VOICEOVER): Odbijeno 1239 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,590 Zbog previše piva. 1240 01:02:36,590 --> 01:02:38,290 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 5 (VOICEOVER): Ne ispunjava uvjete. 1241 01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:39,340 MOMAK ZA UPIS NA FAKULTET 6 (VOICEOVER): Odbijeno. 1242 01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:39,830 Propušten rok. 1243 01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:40,980 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 7 (VOICEOVER): Nije dovoljno crno. 1244 01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:41,870 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 6 (GLAS U KAKO): Homoseksualac. 1245 01:02:41,870 --> 01:02:42,150 MOMAK ZA UPIS NA FAKULTET 7 (VOICEOVER): Previše gay. 1246 01:02:42,150 --> 01:02:43,170 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 8 (VOICEOVER): Gubitniče. 1247 01:02:43,170 --> 01:02:44,450 Smrdiš. 1248 01:02:44,450 --> 01:02:45,170 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 9 (GLAS U KAKO): Oprosti, vojniče. 1249 01:02:45,170 --> 01:02:46,560 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 7 (VOICEOVER): Vrati se u Jersey. 1250 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,290 UPISNIK NA FAKULTET 6 (VOICEOVER): Nisam kvalificiran. 1251 01:02:48,290 --> 01:02:50,520 [TELEFON ZVONI] 1252 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,880 Tim ne može doći k sebi telefon odmah... 1253 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:52,450 TIMMYJEV TATA (VOICEOVER): Hej, Tigre. 1254 01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:53,530 To je tvoj tata. 1255 01:02:53,530 --> 01:02:56,080 Našli su mi ruku na polju u Teksasu 1256 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,840 I koristit ću se kakva mala ušteda 1257 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,640 Morali smo ga zašiti. 1258 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,350 Tako da sigurno ne mogu platiti svoju školarinu. 1259 01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:02,050 Oraspoložiti. 1260 01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:04,200 Ima još 30 minuta lijevo od ovog filma. 1261 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,380 Možda taj debeli klinac... hoće smisliti neku spletku za podizanje 1262 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,750 Novac za tvoju školarinu. Jebati! 1263 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:09,560 Jebati! TIMMYJEV TATA (VOICEOVER): Kvragu. 1264 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,090 Smiri se, jebo te, homo. 1265 01:03:11,090 --> 01:03:12,140 Hej, što radiš? 1266 01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,030 Taj stol je antikvitet. 1267 01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:15,160 Zajebi fakultet. 1268 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,400 Koga briga ako sve vaši će prijatelji 1269 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,140 Biti uspješniji od vas? 1270 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:20,380 Zapravo, nije te briga hoćeš li nikad se u životu ne seksaj, 1271 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:21,080 da li ti 1272 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,670 Bilo kako bilo, zvat ću te sljedeći put kad bude rupa 1273 01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:25,640 U radnji ovog filma. 1274 01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,610 [TELEFON ZVONI] 1275 01:03:26,610 --> 01:03:27,450 [SEKRETARICA ZVIŠTI] 1276 01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:28,430 Hej, Timbo. 1277 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,690 Opet je tata. 1278 01:03:29,690 --> 01:03:30,870 Zaboravio sam ti reći. 1279 01:03:30,870 --> 01:03:33,740 Nemojte piti Jack Daniels. Piškim u to. 1280 01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:34,940 [RIGANJE] 1281 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:35,690 heh 1282 01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:37,240 Samo se šalim, mali. 1283 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:37,940 Popiškio sam se u pivo. 1284 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,460 Jeste li bili loši? 1285 01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:59,520 Bio sam jako loš. 1286 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,050 Privatne emisije, 50 dolara. 1287 01:04:06,950 --> 01:04:08,790 Dobio sam 50 dolara. 1288 01:04:08,790 --> 01:04:12,450 I tako Mali Timmy naručio striptizetu. 1289 01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:14,420 Jebeni gubitnik. 1290 01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:16,740 Oh, svi idu u školu, osim tebe! 1291 01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:18,710 [SMIJEH SE] 1292 01:04:18,710 --> 01:04:20,190 Ali ja. 1293 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,580 Dolazi ti striper. 1294 01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:23,170 he he he he. [KUCA NA VRATA] 1295 01:04:23,170 --> 01:04:25,630 O moj Bože. 1296 01:04:25,630 --> 01:04:28,450 U redu. 1297 01:04:28,450 --> 01:04:29,880 tko je Candygram! 1298 01:04:33,310 --> 01:04:34,850 Što sam učinio? 1299 01:04:34,850 --> 01:04:37,060 D'oh, naručio si striptizeta, kretenu! 1300 01:04:41,730 --> 01:04:42,650 Bok. 1301 01:04:42,650 --> 01:04:47,310 Ja sam Demanda i ovo je Guardo. 1302 01:04:47,310 --> 01:04:49,200 Guardo, zašto ne čekaš u autu? 1303 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,200 Ja ću ovo srediti dječak sasvim sam. 1304 01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:57,500 Ne zaboravite nabaviti prvo kolačiće i mlijeko. 1305 01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:58,860 Mhm. 1306 01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:01,420 Pogledaj se. 1307 01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:03,890 Mogao bih te živog pojesti. 1308 01:05:03,890 --> 01:05:05,390 SAM (GLAS U KAKO): Ona podsjetio me na onu djevojku 1309 01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:06,720 Iz zadnjeg filma. 1310 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,710 Samo je ovaj bio problem. 1311 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:12,960 Problemi s kapitalom V. A V za vampira. 1312 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:13,740 Oh, čekaj. 1313 01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:16,240 Jesam li upravo poklonio ključna točka zapleta? 1314 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,690 Uh, nema veze. 1315 01:05:18,690 --> 01:05:22,760 Svježe meso. 1316 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,550 Ah! 1317 01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:25,510 Dakle, što je vaše zadovoljstvo? 1318 01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:27,720 Neke grube stvari? 1319 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:31,490 Neki S i M? 1320 01:05:31,490 --> 01:05:34,320 [STENJANJE] 1321 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,570 Prst u guzicu? 1322 01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:36,710 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1323 01:05:36,710 --> 01:05:39,760 Ili neke analne kuglice? 1324 01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:40,460 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1325 01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:41,160 Izvršenje. 1326 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,870 [TELEFON ZVONI] 1327 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:45,260 Kako se usuđuješ govoriti natrag, govno jedno! 1328 01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:46,870 TIMMYJEV TATA (GLAS): Timbo, opet tata. 1329 01:05:46,870 --> 01:05:49,000 Želim te podsjetiti da snimiti hokejašku utakmicu. 1330 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,440 Kako vam se sviđaju ove? 1331 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:51,400 [ZVUK ZVUKA] 1332 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:54,350 TIMMYJEV TATA (GLAS): I... i možda 1333 01:05:54,350 --> 01:05:57,410 Možete nositi par hlača koji će pokriti tvoj smrad. 1334 01:05:57,410 --> 01:05:59,500 Nikad se ne zna kada neke lude striptizete 1335 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:02,370 Doći ću i gurati nabiti dupe, zar ne? 1336 01:06:02,370 --> 01:06:03,750 Kako mislite Upoznao sam tvoju majku? 1337 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:05,870 Oh, Bože. Stop. 1338 01:06:05,870 --> 01:06:07,890 Stop! 1339 01:06:07,890 --> 01:06:11,770 Ooh, bio si loš, loš dečko! 1340 01:06:11,770 --> 01:06:12,950 Stop! To boli! 1341 01:06:12,950 --> 01:06:17,420 Nisi učio, govno! 1342 01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:18,470 Bit će mi zlo, gospođo. 1343 01:06:18,470 --> 01:06:19,430 Stop. 1344 01:06:19,430 --> 01:06:21,350 [STENJANJE] 1345 01:06:21,350 --> 01:06:22,310 hej 1346 01:06:22,310 --> 01:06:24,820 Nisam još bio gotov. 1347 01:06:24,820 --> 01:06:25,700 žao mi je 1348 01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:27,130 Novac je na stolu. hej 1349 01:06:27,130 --> 01:06:28,880 Hej, vrati se! 1350 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,820 [POVRAĆANJE] 1351 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,560 Koji kurac? 1352 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,830 Govno je novac za ručak. dovraga! 1353 01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:43,590 Hej, koji kurac? 1354 01:06:43,590 --> 01:06:46,400 [POVRAĆANJE] 1355 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,340 Ako ne dođeš van, otići ću. 1356 01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:50,730 žao mi je 1357 01:06:50,730 --> 01:06:53,600 Možete nastaviti i otići. 1358 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,120 Novac je na... na stolu. 1359 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:56,980 Da. 1360 01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:58,460 Što je ovo... savjet? 1361 01:06:58,460 --> 01:07:00,350 [POVRAĆANJE] 1362 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:02,720 Vratit ću se, ti jebeni knjiški moljac. 1363 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:04,830 [POVRAĆANJE] 1364 01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:06,710 Osjećam se kao Karen Carpenter. 1365 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:13,890 Hej, evo 50 za početak. 1366 01:07:13,890 --> 01:07:16,140 Ja ću uzeti ostatak. 1367 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:18,040 Ti glupa kujo. 1368 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:19,560 Što sam ti rekao? 1369 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,820 Prvo uzmite kolačiće. 1370 01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:23,910 Rekao sam da ću ga dobiti. 1371 01:07:23,910 --> 01:07:25,810 Mislite li da kosa raste na drveću? 1372 01:07:25,810 --> 01:07:27,620 Uzmi jebene kolačiće. 1373 01:07:27,620 --> 01:07:29,080 Nemoj se zajebavati rangiraj me, Guardo. 1374 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,570 Razbit ću te. 1375 01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:32,420 Nema kolačića, nema vožnje. 1376 01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:34,600 Jebi se u dupe. 1377 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,560 [GLAZBA SVIRA NA RADIJU - "KANIBALSKA LEZBIJSKA NAPAKA"] 1378 01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,510 Jebi se. 1379 01:07:38,510 --> 01:07:39,980 Jebi se. 1380 01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:41,690 [POVRAĆANJE] 1381 01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:42,560 Izlazi odatle, prijatelju. 1382 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,420 Moramo razgovarati. 1383 01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:46,560 Novac, dupe moje! 1384 01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,570 Ah! 1385 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:50,050 [TELEFON ZVONI] 1386 01:07:50,050 --> 01:07:50,880 [SEKRETARICA ZVIŠTI] 1387 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:51,910 TIMMYJEV TATA (VOICEOVER): Hej, Timbo. 1388 01:07:51,910 --> 01:07:52,660 Tata je. 1389 01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:54,770 Ova scena je stvarno dosadna. 1390 01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:56,810 Stavimo malo bonera vid na ekranu. 1391 01:07:56,810 --> 01:07:59,030 Polako, kučko. potresen sam. 1392 01:07:59,030 --> 01:08:01,030 Morate pronaći 250 dolara. 1393 01:08:01,030 --> 01:08:02,410 250 dolara? 1394 01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:05,010 Cijena taksija. 1395 01:08:05,010 --> 01:08:07,890 Gdje si došao s tim brojem? 1396 01:08:07,890 --> 01:08:09,290 U oglasu piše 50 dolara. 1397 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,180 50 $ čišćenje tepiha. 1398 01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:17,770 Privatne emisije od 250 dolara. 1399 01:08:17,770 --> 01:08:18,740 O, moj Bože, gospođo. 1400 01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:19,780 Tako mi je žao. 1401 01:08:19,780 --> 01:08:22,090 Nije ti žao dok Završio sam s tobom! 1402 01:08:22,090 --> 01:08:23,150 Nikada nećeš... 1403 01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:25,490 [GLAZBA SVIRA NA RADIJU - "KANIBALSKA LEZBIJSKA NAPAKA"] 1404 01:08:28,770 --> 01:08:30,100 Ja... Smislit ću nešto. 1405 01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:32,050 obećajem. 1406 01:08:32,050 --> 01:08:34,480 Oh, što do... 1407 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,230 [SMIJEH SE] 1408 01:08:37,230 --> 01:08:38,900 Nemojte, ljudi. 1409 01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:39,800 Ne odlazi! 1410 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,270 nemoj otići 1411 01:08:41,270 --> 01:08:42,280 Što se ovdje događa? 1412 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,300 Vi dečki morate doći do nešto gotovine 1413 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,730 Ili je tvoj prijatelj ovdje prašina. 1414 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:47,890 250 dolara plus taksi. 1415 01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:49,350 Što ti je dužan? 1416 01:08:49,350 --> 01:08:50,830 Plešem i radim uloge igranje scenarija. 1417 01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:52,840 Shvaćaš? Lijepo. 1418 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,170 Misliš, uđi ovamo i ispraši ga. 1419 01:08:55,170 --> 01:08:56,780 Oh, pa nisam obično grubo, 1420 01:08:56,780 --> 01:08:59,480 Ali upravo su me prevarili! 1421 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,530 Što... Što? 1422 01:09:01,530 --> 01:09:04,250 Sva njegova sredstva su propala. 1423 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,220 Zajebavaš me. 1424 01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:09,060 Ne, ne šalim se. 1425 01:09:09,060 --> 01:09:11,160 To znači da ne možete doći k sebi koledž s nama sljedeće godine, Tim. 1426 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,020 ja znam 1427 01:09:14,020 --> 01:09:16,270 Ovo sjebe cijeli plan. 1428 01:09:16,270 --> 01:09:18,260 Trebam prijevoz kući odmah jebeno sada. 1429 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:19,570 O čemu vi pričate? 1430 01:09:19,570 --> 01:09:20,290 I moj novac! 1431 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,110 razumiješ 1432 01:09:21,110 --> 01:09:21,840 Da, da, želim. 1433 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,410 Zašto ne pođeš s nama? 1434 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:25,890 Makni mi se s puta i odvedi me kući! 1435 01:09:25,890 --> 01:09:26,790 Da... da, gospođo. 1436 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,350 Hej, možda imaš vremena može završiti svoj nastup 1437 01:09:31,350 --> 01:09:32,750 Za mene i Billa. Da! 1438 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:33,510 Jebeno mislim da ne. 1439 01:09:37,810 --> 01:09:40,680 [GLAZBA SVIRA NA RADIJU - "KANIBALSKA LEZBIJSKA NAPAKA"] 1440 01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:51,790 Moramo nešto smisliti. 1441 01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:53,460 Ne mogu ga samo tako pustiti da ostane ovdje. 1442 01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:54,860 Smislit ćemo nešto. 1443 01:09:54,860 --> 01:09:56,740 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1444 01:09:56,740 --> 01:09:59,980 Toliko zarađuješ za laku noć? 1445 01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:01,510 Ne znam, tisuću ili tako nešto. 1446 01:10:01,510 --> 01:10:03,500 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] opa 1447 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,000 Oni jebeno što? 1448 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,210 Pogodi koliko zarađuje noć radeći ovo sranje. 1449 01:10:08,210 --> 01:10:09,000 ne znam 1450 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,340 500, 600? 1451 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:13,080 Probaj tisuću. 1452 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,550 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1453 01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:18,420 Misliš li što i ja? NARATOR: He he. 1454 01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:20,760 Da, dečki su bili misleći isto. 1455 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,620 S izuzetkom 10 kilograma mozzarelle 1456 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:24,740 I 30 golih školaraca. 1457 01:10:24,740 --> 01:10:27,920 Da, dečki su zaključili da je jedini način da odvedem Tima na koledž 1458 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,240 Trebalo je formirati elitu društvo gay ninja 1459 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,840 To bi srušilo vlada. 1460 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,190 he he he he. 1461 01:10:33,190 --> 01:10:35,780 Ali nismo uspjeli pronaći nijedan nindže u području Topeka 1462 01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:38,360 Pa su dečki odlučili baciti a zabava za prikupljanje sredstava na kojoj je Julie 1463 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,350 I prijatelji bi se svukli a prihodi bi 1464 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:41,910 Platite Timovu školarinu za koledž. 1465 01:10:41,910 --> 01:10:43,640 Prodaja ulaznica za an cijelu noć striptizeta 1466 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,870 U Timovoj kući sutra navečer. NARATOR: He he. 1467 01:10:45,870 --> 01:10:47,700 To sam upravo rekao. 1468 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:48,950 Biste li to učinili za dvoje? 1469 01:10:48,950 --> 01:10:50,230 2000 i dobili ste dogovor. 1470 01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:51,840 [PROVJERA SUZA] 1471 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:52,540 Izvoli. 1472 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,380 NARATOR: I eto Juliena čudna vagina, 1473 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:00,650 Plaćen od strane dobrih ljudi odbor za reizbor Busha. 1474 01:11:00,650 --> 01:11:03,730 Nikada nećeš pronaći ja, američka svinja. 1475 01:11:03,730 --> 01:11:05,670 NARATOR: Natrag u vampirski dvorac... Poontang, 1476 01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:08,450 Vijetnamski vampir iz studija nastupala je studentica umjetnosti 1477 01:11:08,450 --> 01:11:10,720 Njezin interpretativni ples o padu Saigona 1478 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:12,390 I kako napalm uzrokuje vampirizam. 1479 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:22,740 Jesi li donio marshmallows? 1480 01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:33,290 Pa, zdravo, Demanda. 1481 01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:35,160 dobro došao kući 1482 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,660 Gdje je dovraga Guardo? 1483 01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,630 On je vani straga. 1484 01:11:43,510 --> 01:11:44,300 [ŠUĆANJE] [VRIŠTANJE] 1485 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,000 jao Pazi na kosu, kučko. 1486 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,840 Ti čak ni ne znaš što znači kučka! 1487 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:48,950 jao 1488 01:11:48,950 --> 01:11:51,580 Ooh, što je ovdje? 1489 01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,520 Kretenu mater ti jebem! 1490 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:58,390 Kako se usuđuješ otići ja na takvom mjestu? 1491 01:11:58,390 --> 01:12:01,740 Je li Demanda zaboravio opet kolačići? 1492 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:04,800 Da, i krenula je ravno u Guardovu sobu. 1493 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,170 Napravit ću mljeveno meso iz tebe. 1494 01:12:06,170 --> 01:12:07,310 To ću i učiniti. 1495 01:12:07,310 --> 01:12:09,250 Bit će ti žao zbog toga jesi li ikada bacio oko na ženu 1496 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:09,950 poput mene. 1497 01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:11,740 Ti mali ćelavi glava govana, 1498 01:12:11,740 --> 01:12:17,130 Jebena majka nosi kozju bradicu komad tetovaže dupejebača. 1499 01:12:17,130 --> 01:12:19,420 Naljutio si me. 1500 01:12:19,420 --> 01:12:20,170 žao mi je 1501 01:12:20,170 --> 01:12:21,670 Zajebao sam, OK? 1502 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,680 Isus. 1503 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,920 - Tako je sjeban! - znam 1504 01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:28,360 Što je uopće izjeda? 1505 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,000 Trebam li prerezati tvoju odjebi ili treba 1506 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,170 Ja samo ciljam na tvoju utrobu? 1507 01:12:32,170 --> 01:12:33,130 Hm? 1508 01:12:33,130 --> 01:12:36,970 Ah, moja košulja! opa 1509 01:12:36,970 --> 01:12:38,450 Glupo govno. 1510 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,880 Jeste li upravo učinili što mislim da si učinio? 1511 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:46,900 nadam se. 1512 01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:48,250 Bio je jeziv. 1513 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,690 Glupo govno. 1514 01:12:50,690 --> 01:12:53,040 Uzmimo ove odjeću s tebe. 1515 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:53,740 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1516 01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:55,330 Oh, to je tako seksi. 1517 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,850 To me pali. 1518 01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:59,410 OLIVER STONE (VOICEOVER): Bok, moje ime je Oliver Stone. 1519 01:12:59,410 --> 01:13:00,350 Ja sam filmaš. 1520 01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:04,810 Neki ljudi kažu ja režirao ovu scenu ovdje 1521 01:13:04,810 --> 01:13:08,980 I poduka za Terror Twat. 1522 01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:15,520 I osjećaj za kojim sam išao bio je doista izazvati emociju 1523 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,380 O tome što znači biti vampir u današnjici 1524 01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:21,510 Moderno opresivno društvo. 1525 01:13:21,510 --> 01:13:25,300 Ono što sam učinio je... ja odlučio zapaliti 1526 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:30,850 U ovom užasnom zelenom svjetlu i učiniti ga potpuno neupadljivim, 1527 01:13:30,850 --> 01:13:32,270 Što je na neki način što sam išao 1528 01:13:32,270 --> 01:13:35,950 Za... pokazati muka biti lezbijka 1529 01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:37,220 I biti vampir. 1530 01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:40,580 I mislim da Emocija koju sam dobio bila je 1531 01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:50,050 Odbojnost, senzualnost, pokret bolest, i... i šupci. 1532 01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:52,810 Uh, bilo je važno dobiti snimak ženine guzice 1533 01:13:52,810 --> 01:13:58,180 Da pokažemo da stvarno jesmo, uh... na kraju, da tako kažem, 1534 01:13:58,180 --> 01:13:59,830 Postojanja. 1535 01:13:59,830 --> 01:14:02,350 I šupak na neki način... je na neki način 1536 01:14:02,350 --> 01:14:06,450 Od simbola... neke vrste vrh mjesta kamo smo svi krenuli. 1537 01:14:06,450 --> 01:14:09,340 U ovo malo, crna rupa i mi 1538 01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:11,360 Ne znam što je izaći iz toga 1539 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,120 Ili što ulazi u to. 1540 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:17,150 Kao, uh, pjesnik laureat, um... uh, Dan Schnurman je rekao, 1541 01:14:17,150 --> 01:14:21,000 Hm... u njegovoj poznatoj pjesmi. 1542 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,960 Usrana, usrana rasvjeta. 1543 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,660 Usrana rasvjeta. 1544 01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:27,850 Oh, kako to uništi usrani film. 1545 01:14:27,850 --> 01:14:29,400 Mislim da... to... o, OK. 1546 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,030 Zaokružujemo se i mi shvatio da, um... 1547 01:14:33,030 --> 01:14:36,740 Vampiri odjeveni Julie Strain i ja... 1548 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:39,160 I bilo je jako zanimljivo raditi s njima. 1549 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,950 Ionako nam nije trebao. 1550 01:14:40,950 --> 01:14:43,110 Nismo? 1551 01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:44,090 Dovraga ne. 1552 01:14:44,090 --> 01:14:48,000 Sutra navečer mi radimo i gostimo se. 1553 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,790 Stvarno? 1554 01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:54,080 Zadirkivat ćemo i kušat ćemo. 1555 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,100 ja sam gladan 1556 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,490 Uskoro tvoji zubi će se zagristi 1557 01:14:58,490 --> 01:15:03,510 Njihovo debelo, puterasto meso. 1558 01:15:03,510 --> 01:15:05,690 Tako sam gladan. 1559 01:15:05,690 --> 01:15:08,510 Zašto vi djevojke ne odete i dobiti malo predjelo? 1560 01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:09,500 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1561 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,990 Pu pu pladanj? 1562 01:15:11,990 --> 01:15:14,640 Ima ih dovoljno Guardo ići okolo. 1563 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,480 [RIGANJE] 1564 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:20,020 Sačuvala sam velike komade da se vas dvoje svađate. 1565 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:22,730 Da! 1566 01:15:22,730 --> 01:15:25,890 Ali ne zaboravite jesti kosti. 1567 01:15:25,890 --> 01:15:29,390 Ne da mi se kopati bilo kakve rupe večeras. 1568 01:15:29,390 --> 01:15:31,300 Osim vlastitog. 1569 01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:32,850 [gunđanje] jebač 1570 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:40,970 Gdje je umak od patke? 1571 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:44,980 [NEČUJNO] 1572 01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:46,780 BORIS KAMINSKI (VOICEOVER): Moje ime je Boris Kaminski. 1573 01:15:46,780 --> 01:15:48,540 Ja direktor fotografije. 1574 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:51,740 Ideja za scenu ovdje... Neka izgleda jako ružno. 1575 01:15:51,740 --> 01:15:54,450 Gađali bismo loše kadriranje, loše svjetlo. 1576 01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:58,350 Usredotočite se na krivi karakter i pucati u otvoreni prozor. 1577 01:15:58,350 --> 01:16:00,930 Ideja je bila napraviti izgleda vrlo amaterski. 1578 01:16:00,930 --> 01:16:03,440 Mora izgledati usrano. 1579 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:06,790 Bacamo striptizetu zabava ovdje večeras. 1580 01:16:06,790 --> 01:16:08,500 Što, jeste li ljudi na jebeni crack? 1581 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,850 To je tvoja zabava za stipendije. 1582 01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:11,910 - Da! - Rekao sam ti. 1583 01:16:11,910 --> 01:16:13,030 Nisam dobio stipendiju. 1584 01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:14,110 Čovječe, skupljamo novac. 1585 01:16:14,110 --> 01:16:14,810 br. 1586 01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:15,740 Nemoj... nemoj... ne počinji. 1587 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:17,650 D-d-d-d-nemoj brini o tome, Tim. 1588 01:16:17,650 --> 01:16:20,180 Nećemo nikome reći. 1589 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:21,290 Ne znam, ljudi. 1590 01:16:21,290 --> 01:16:24,090 Ovo ne zvuči kao uopće dobra ideja. 1591 01:16:24,090 --> 01:16:25,100 Što se brineš? 1592 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:27,760 Dobit ću guzicu ako moj... ako moj tata pronađe... 1593 01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:30,210 Tvoj tata će ubiti ti kad shvati 1594 01:16:30,210 --> 01:16:31,600 Nećeš to učiniti fakultet jer ti 1595 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,620 Propustio jebeni rok. 1596 01:16:32,620 --> 01:16:34,630 Ako to sazna Imao sam zabavu i jesam 1597 01:16:34,630 --> 01:16:35,430 Ne ući u školu. 1598 01:16:35,430 --> 01:16:38,200 Jer mi bacamo a striptizeta za tebe, OK? 1599 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,420 I ideš na fakultet. 1600 01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:40,670 Ovo nema ništa vezano uz fakultet. 1601 01:16:40,670 --> 01:16:42,230 Dovodiš ljude ovamo... Samo želiš vidjeti striptizete. 1602 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:43,460 Ovo je za vas odlazak na fakultet. 1603 01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:45,240 Postaješ pičkica. Kresnut ćeš. 1604 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,540 Zajeban si svake noći četiri godine, 1605 01:16:48,540 --> 01:16:50,440 I onda ćeš dobiti jebena diploma, dušo. 1606 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:51,700 s nama! 1607 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:52,490 Ovo će pogoditi! 1608 01:16:52,490 --> 01:16:56,390 Dakle, hajde da Shaq napadne! 1609 01:16:56,390 --> 01:16:59,650 Provjerite. 1610 01:16:59,650 --> 01:17:00,680 Što, momci? 1611 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,080 - Pazi. - Što to radiš? 1612 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,970 Što? 1613 01:17:03,970 --> 01:17:06,010 Svi biste htjeli vidjeti neke dobre kučke večeras? 1614 01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:07,480 Yo, poznaješ li ovog tipa? 1615 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,400 U redu, ako počnu udari mu guzicu, odlazim. 1616 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:10,370 Nemoj me ostaviti na cedilu. 1617 01:17:10,370 --> 01:17:12,210 Znaš što govorim? Ahem. 1618 01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:14,280 Ahem. 1619 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,440 Svi želite doći na zabavu ili što? 1620 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,850 Mičite se. 1621 01:17:18,850 --> 01:17:20,480 momci. 1622 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:26,150 Za 100 dolara... intimni kontakt s tri fine kučke. 1623 01:17:26,150 --> 01:17:27,060 Provjerite. 1624 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,570 - Da vidim to. - Provjeri. 1625 01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:32,060 U redu, domaći dečko. 1626 01:17:32,060 --> 01:17:34,400 Ali ja ne idem nikamo s tobom da tako pričaš. 1627 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,630 [SMIJEH SE] 1628 01:17:38,530 --> 01:17:40,540 Oh, OK. U REDU. 1629 01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:41,570 Oh, jebote. 1630 01:17:41,570 --> 01:17:42,280 - Imaš me. - OK. 1631 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,880 Imaš me. Imaš me. 1632 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,540 Hvala. 1633 01:17:45,540 --> 01:17:46,670 I ona će biti tamo? 1634 01:17:46,670 --> 01:17:48,100 Da. 1635 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:49,370 U REDU. 1636 01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:52,570 Momci, vidimo se tamo. 1637 01:17:52,570 --> 01:17:54,070 [SMIJEH SE] u redu 1638 01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:05,690 što ti misliš 1639 01:18:05,690 --> 01:18:06,600 U redu, stani. 1640 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:10,140 Idemo dizati nešto novca za Tima. 1641 01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:12,450 I napravimo malo jebeni novac. 1642 01:18:12,450 --> 01:18:13,220 Hej, stari. 1643 01:18:13,220 --> 01:18:14,030 Imat ćemo striptizetska zabava. 1644 01:18:14,030 --> 01:18:15,290 Želiš doći? Hej, prijatelju. 1645 01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:16,280 Želiš li vidjeti striptizete? 1646 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,810 Hej, Židovi za zabave striptizeta? 1647 01:18:17,810 --> 01:18:19,760 Hej, dođi u moj... oh. 1648 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:20,550 striptizete! 1649 01:18:20,550 --> 01:18:22,050 Želite li pomoći siromašnima bijeli dečko ide na koledž? 1650 01:18:22,050 --> 01:18:24,000 Dođi večeras na moju zabavu. 1651 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:28,060 Misliš da ću možda vidjeti tvoju balovi na striptizeti? 1652 01:18:28,060 --> 01:18:30,530 Ima li idući u biti stripovi tamo? 1653 01:18:30,530 --> 01:18:32,500 striptizete. 1654 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,630 Oh, moraš samo plati 100 dolara. 1655 01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,930 Pokazuješ li svoje slatka mala guzica? 1656 01:18:34,930 --> 01:18:36,520 ha? Da, da. 1657 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,770 Skinut ću se za tebe ako plaćaš. 1658 01:18:39,770 --> 01:18:40,470 Jerry! 1659 01:18:40,470 --> 01:18:41,610 Evo 100 dolara. 1660 01:18:41,610 --> 01:18:45,080 vidimo se kasnije, potpuni stranac. 1661 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:46,660 33 dolara! 1662 01:18:46,660 --> 01:18:51,140 To će vam potpuno platiti fakultet! Cherine! 1663 01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:53,350 Zašto si se ugasio stroj za uređivanje? 1664 01:18:53,350 --> 01:18:54,690 Film je odličan. 1665 01:18:54,690 --> 01:18:55,680 Što nije u redu s tobom? 1666 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:56,430 Moramo požuriti. 1667 01:18:56,430 --> 01:18:57,630 Michael Hirsh je ubit će nas 1668 01:18:57,630 --> 01:18:59,420 Ako ne završimo ovaj film. 1669 01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:03,640 Ova priča ne imalo smisla. 1670 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:04,970 o cemu pricas 1671 01:19:04,970 --> 01:19:06,500 Scenarij je savršeno logičan. 1672 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:08,630 Misliš li da će ovo dijete skupiti toliki novac 1673 01:19:08,630 --> 01:19:11,200 Od nekog glupog, šepavog zabava striptizeta? 1674 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:15,050 Tko bi dovraga platio 100 dolara za neku glupu zabavu 1675 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:18,340 Kad mogu izaći i dobiti pušenje za samo 20 dolara? 1676 01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:21,660 Ova priča je velika gomila govana, OK? 1677 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:23,780 Sukob od priča je lažna. 1678 01:19:23,780 --> 01:19:26,210 Zašto jednostavno nije mogao otići i dobiti studentski zajam 1679 01:19:26,210 --> 01:19:27,620 Ili ići na društveni koledž? 1680 01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:30,320 Ili za ime Božje, idi i nađi posao. 1681 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:33,130 Ova priča je a velika hrpa govana. 1682 01:19:33,130 --> 01:19:34,520 To je sranje. To je sranje. 1683 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,730 - Ti... hoćeš sranje? - Ne, ne znam! 1684 01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:36,740 Hoćeš sranje? 1685 01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:39,030 Crap Keeper ide da te serem, Cherine. 1686 01:19:39,030 --> 01:19:40,620 Idemo. Ne, nemoj to učiniti. 1687 01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:42,110 [gunđanje] 1688 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:44,580 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1689 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:50,010 [VRIŠTANJE] 1690 01:19:50,010 --> 01:19:51,010 Pogledaj ga. 1691 01:19:51,010 --> 01:19:54,040 Toplo je i jest mokro i za tebe je! 1692 01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:55,000 [SMIJEH SE] 1693 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:55,960 Ti ćeš umrijeti! 1694 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:02,050 OK, Debbie Rochon. 1695 01:20:02,050 --> 01:20:05,040 Sada mislim da je tvoj postani novi urednik! 1696 01:20:08,140 --> 01:20:10,300 Vratimo se montaži Tales from the Crapper. 1697 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:11,140 U REDU. Da! 1698 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:12,580 Da! Da! 1699 01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:14,030 Idemo. Idemo. 1700 01:20:14,030 --> 01:20:15,870 Ja kažem da mi radimo dugačak pogodak tamo. 1701 01:20:19,290 --> 01:20:20,740 Ovo će biti najveća zabava. 1702 01:20:20,740 --> 01:20:21,680 Da, vidjet ćemo. 1703 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:22,980 Ovo mjesto ide dobiti u smeću. 1704 01:20:22,980 --> 01:20:24,700 Upast ću u nevolju. 1705 01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:25,650 Kicoš. 1706 01:20:25,650 --> 01:20:26,680 Opustiti. 1707 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,510 Jimmy me pokriva vrata večeras. 1708 01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:29,480 Što? 1709 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:30,180 šališ se 1710 01:20:30,180 --> 01:20:30,880 Jimmy? 1711 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,010 Da. 1712 01:20:33,010 --> 01:20:34,370 Ne tvoj brat, Jimmy. 1713 01:20:34,370 --> 01:20:35,900 Zašto ne? 1714 01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,350 Kicoš. 1715 01:20:37,350 --> 01:20:39,690 Znam da je tvoj brat i sve. 1716 01:20:39,690 --> 01:20:42,410 Ali taj tip je najveći jebeni gubitnik. 1717 01:20:42,410 --> 01:20:43,110 Mislim, hajde. 1718 01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:45,440 Sve što radi je pričanje koliko maca dobije 1719 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,790 I koliki mu je kurac. 1720 01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:48,780 BRUCE FANCY (VOICEOVER): Bok, ja sam Bruce Fancy. 1721 01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:52,260 Ja sam bio, hm, set dizajner ovdje na ovom filmu. 1722 01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:54,430 A ovu scenu, samo sam htjela govoriti o kanti 1723 01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:55,740 U sredini okvira. 1724 01:20:55,740 --> 01:20:59,260 Osjećao sam da je to važno staviti kantu u film. 1725 01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:01,200 PRIPOVIJEDAČ: U međuvremenu, u Dvorani pravde. 1726 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,800 Koliko košta ovaj film? 1727 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,670 NARATOR: U međuvremenu, u Dvorana lezbijki velikih grudi 1728 01:21:04,670 --> 01:21:07,280 Vampiri koji će ubiti naše heroje... uh, mislim, 1729 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,290 Čiji tajanstveni planovi su nepoznati. 1730 01:21:09,290 --> 01:21:11,780 Jeste li djevojke spremne? 1731 01:21:11,780 --> 01:21:13,030 Ne baš. 1732 01:21:13,030 --> 01:21:16,670 Hej, pitao sam se ako vampiri imaju menstruaciju? 1733 01:21:16,670 --> 01:21:18,200 Zašto, da, imaju. 1734 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:23,650 Zapravo, vampiri često piju jedna drugoj menstrualne krvi. 1735 01:21:23,650 --> 01:21:26,070 [PIJETAO KRIČE] 1736 01:21:28,770 --> 01:21:31,860 [VRIŠTANJE] 1737 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,850 Govno jedno. 1738 01:21:42,850 --> 01:21:44,520 jebač 1739 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:46,150 Došli ste rano. 1740 01:21:48,870 --> 01:21:50,820 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1741 01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,030 osjećam govno. 1742 01:21:52,030 --> 01:21:53,430 Oh, vau. 1743 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:54,870 kako se zoves 1744 01:21:54,870 --> 01:21:56,190 sunce. 1745 01:21:56,190 --> 01:21:58,950 OLIVER STONE (VOICEOVER): Zdravo, uh, ovo je opet Oliver Stone. 1746 01:21:58,950 --> 01:22:00,320 Ovo mi je najdraže scena u filmu. 1747 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:01,600 Bez sumnje, najbolja scena. 1748 01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:04,580 To je, um, Ron Jeremy poboljšana komična scena 1749 01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:07,290 Gdje smo samo pustili kamere snimaju i on uh... 1750 01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:09,460 he he he he he. Vidiš to? 1751 01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:10,320 Mislim, pogledaj to. 1752 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:11,200 On je super. 1753 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,030 Samo smo pustili kamere snimaju i... Ja sam 1754 01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:16,030 Još se smijem tome... Kako je samo bio dobar. 1755 01:22:16,030 --> 01:22:19,150 Uh, i kao da je bio dao kostur. 1756 01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:20,910 [SMIJEH SE] Pogledaj ga. 1757 01:22:20,910 --> 01:22:22,090 Pogledaj ga. On je super. 1758 01:22:22,090 --> 01:22:25,840 I sve što je napravio... to je samo iz... iz vlastitog uma. 1759 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,400 Ne znam zašto moraš slušaj moju dosadnu jednoličnu 1760 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,090 Komentar. 1761 01:22:30,090 --> 01:22:31,750 Onda imate Rona ovdje. 1762 01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:33,270 Uh, ti stvarno treba prebaciti 1763 01:22:33,270 --> 01:22:35,980 Za praćenje jednog i samo poslušaj što ima za reći 1764 01:22:35,980 --> 01:22:38,780 Jer ovo je komedija, ljudi. 1765 01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:40,070 Jako je smiješan. 1766 01:22:40,070 --> 01:22:41,750 Hm, znaš da jesmo zapravo... pogledaj to. 1767 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:43,330 Vidjeti? Zar nije dobar? 1768 01:22:43,330 --> 01:22:44,760 Svaka čast Ronu. 1769 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,210 Svaka čast ekipi. 1770 01:22:47,210 --> 01:22:50,440 I svaka čast mojoj rasvjeti tip za... za rasvjetu 1771 01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:53,670 Ta divovska aureola tamo preko njegove glave. 1772 01:22:53,670 --> 01:22:56,130 [VIKANJE] 1773 01:22:56,130 --> 01:22:58,120 NARATOR: Pažnja, posjetitelji zabave. 1774 01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:03,440 Današnja prisutnost na zabavi iznosi rekordnih 2.000. 1775 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:04,650 Puc, puc, puc! 1776 01:23:04,650 --> 01:23:06,050 Jebeno ga gucni. Sisati ćeš ga. 1777 01:23:06,050 --> 01:23:07,010 Puc, puc, puc! 1778 01:23:19,180 --> 01:23:20,840 Barney Gumple je vrlo veliki agent. 1779 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,630 I ova obitelj dolazi Ured Barneyja Gumplea 1780 01:23:23,630 --> 01:23:27,580 I je majka, otac, kćer i sin, 1781 01:23:27,580 --> 01:23:28,710 I njihov pas, zar ne? 1782 01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:29,470 Ovo se stvarno dogodilo. 1783 01:23:35,670 --> 01:23:36,850 Gdje je jebena salsa? 1784 01:23:43,210 --> 01:23:45,380 Treba mi jebena salsa! 1785 01:23:45,380 --> 01:23:47,860 Barney Gumple kaže, što vi radite? 1786 01:23:47,860 --> 01:23:49,600 I rekli su, dobro, samo da ti pokažemo. 1787 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:52,440 I tata skine svoje hlače i sin počinje 1788 01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:53,880 Pušiti tati kurac, zar ne? 1789 01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,160 I... što je čudno. 1790 01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:57,780 hej [KUCA NA VRATA] 1791 01:23:57,780 --> 01:23:58,930 Začepi tamo! 1792 01:23:58,930 --> 01:23:59,860 Začepi tamo! 1793 01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:01,550 Ali onda mama spušta se na koljena 1794 01:24:01,550 --> 01:24:04,000 I počinje fistirati pasje dupe, zar ne? 1795 01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:10,280 hajde Ne budi sramežljiva. 1796 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:12,340 Silikon ne boli. 1797 01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:13,550 Što kažeš na obrijanu macu? 1798 01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:14,870 Ne znam za to. 1799 01:24:14,870 --> 01:24:16,680 Hm, dečki? 1800 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:17,930 Začepi, Tim. 1801 01:24:17,930 --> 01:24:20,080 I onda sin uzima sranje na podu. 1802 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,180 Mama uzima sina sranje i razmaže ga 1803 01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:23,700 Po cijelom kćerina magarca, koja 1804 01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:25,360 Onda tata jede vani, zar ne? 1805 01:24:41,020 --> 01:24:41,850 Ovo je sjajno. 1806 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,120 Ostani tamo. 1807 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:57,420 Oh ho ho, da. 1808 01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:59,480 Gledaj me kako povlačim a zec iz mog dupeta. 1809 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:01,170 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] O moj Bože. 1810 01:25:01,170 --> 01:25:02,260 Dopusti mi da te nešto naučim. 1811 01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:03,750 Čovječe, vežu me! 1812 01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,450 Majka to jede, i onda sere po podu, 1813 01:25:05,450 --> 01:25:07,410 Zatim odjebe sina. 1814 01:25:07,410 --> 01:25:09,130 Sin dolazi na psa. 1815 01:25:09,130 --> 01:25:11,560 Kći liže sići s psa. 1816 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,860 Pas tada uzima sranje na sina. 1817 01:25:13,860 --> 01:25:14,660 Ne, žao mi je. 1818 01:25:14,660 --> 01:25:16,760 Pas sere na kćeri. 1819 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:18,350 Čekaj, ne. Počnimo ispočetka. 1820 01:25:18,350 --> 01:25:20,320 Vi dečki možete oduprijeti se i ostati na mjestu 1821 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:23,870 Dok idemo plesati za vas drugih homo prijatelja vani. 1822 01:25:23,870 --> 01:25:27,320 Imat ćemo veliko iznenađenje za tebe kad se vratiš. 1823 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:31,040 Drži te kurčeve čvrsto ili ćemo ih odrezati. 1824 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:31,740 Ah. 1825 01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:36,740 Jebeno dupe. 1826 01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,490 LLOYD KAUFMAN (GLAS): Pozdrav iz Tromavillea. 1827 01:25:40,490 --> 01:25:41,940 Ovo je Lloyd Kaufman. 1828 01:25:41,940 --> 01:25:45,280 Sada, u ovoj sceni, ja zapravo malo se posvađao 1829 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:46,630 S urednicima. 1830 01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:49,190 Imali su tu čudnu ideju to... da bismo trebali 1831 01:25:49,190 --> 01:25:52,280 Pokreni priču i... i, uh... 1832 01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:53,340 O čemu se to dovraga radi? 1833 01:25:53,340 --> 01:25:55,650 Osjećao sam da dok žene u ovom filmu 1834 01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:58,730 Prilično su privlačni, lezbijske scene jednostavno ne 1835 01:25:58,730 --> 01:26:00,720 Imaj magiju, iskru. 1836 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,890 I posrećilo nam se tijekom nekih ponovnih snimanja. 1837 01:26:02,890 --> 01:26:05,440 Pobjednik Beat the Štreberi se ubijaju u Tromi 1838 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:09,550 Filmsko natjecanje... dogodilo se uživaj s finom ljubavnicom 1839 01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:10,780 Gal lijevo. 1840 01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:12,040 I hej, što je bolje od toga? 1841 01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:12,840 Kome treba priča? 1842 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,510 Kome treba zaplet kad tebi dobio vruću lezbijsku akciju? 1843 01:26:15,510 --> 01:26:16,290 Pogledaj to. 1844 01:26:16,290 --> 01:26:17,480 To je snimanje filmova. [ZVUCI ŠAMARA] 1845 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:18,630 Pogledaj... Pogledaj to. Da, da. 1846 01:26:18,630 --> 01:26:20,210 Pogledaj ga. oh, oh. 1847 01:26:20,210 --> 01:26:22,030 Oh, da. Da. 1848 01:26:22,030 --> 01:26:23,460 Ja sam dobar režiser. Ah. 1849 01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:25,020 Oh. Ah, ah. 1850 01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,570 [PLJAČANJE] Ahem. 1851 01:26:26,570 --> 01:26:27,500 Hm, da. 1852 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:29,820 Pa, izgleda da sam gotova uz moj komentar 1853 01:26:29,820 --> 01:26:32,710 I, ovaj... vratimo se sad na glupi film. 1854 01:26:32,710 --> 01:26:35,420 Bilo tko ima Kleenex ovdje? 1855 01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:38,040 [VIKANJE] 1856 01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:51,750 hajde 1857 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:52,750 [KUCA NA VRATA] 1858 01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:54,220 Ili netko razgovara s nekim. 1859 01:26:54,220 --> 01:26:56,600 hajde Kicoš. 1860 01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:58,580 Ove cure su divlje, čovječe. ja ti kažem. 1861 01:26:58,580 --> 01:26:59,630 Tatina muda, zar ne? 1862 01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:02,220 I sin silazi i počinje drkati tatu. 1863 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:04,380 Tata siđe i počinje fistirati kćer. 1864 01:27:04,380 --> 01:27:07,160 Kći dobiva šakama također od majke. 1865 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,750 Majka se zaustavi i sere po podu. 1866 01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,720 pas... 1867 01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:13,250 Pitam se što je događa se vani. 1868 01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:15,040 Ne znam, ali napaljuje me. 1869 01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:16,430 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1870 01:27:16,430 --> 01:27:18,370 Ljudi, slobodna sam. 1871 01:27:18,370 --> 01:27:20,760 Tim, što radiš? 1872 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:22,530 Zaveži se, kučko! 1873 01:27:22,530 --> 01:27:26,230 Sjedi svoje dupe natrag ta jebena stolica. 1874 01:27:26,230 --> 01:27:28,910 Otac pljuje psa doći u majčina usta. 1875 01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:31,490 Majka sere psa izaći na kćer. 1876 01:27:31,490 --> 01:27:33,130 Brat se liže isključite ga, a zatim 1877 01:27:33,130 --> 01:27:35,060 Svi skaču dolje u govnima i pišaći 1878 01:27:35,060 --> 01:27:38,280 I dođi i samo jebeno puši sranje jedni od drugih. 1879 01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:41,400 I onda su konačno ustani i reci, tada! 1880 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:44,200 I... i agent kaže, pa, to je... to je zanimljivo 1881 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,470 djelovati. Kako se vi zovete? 1882 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:49,360 A otac kaže, aristokrati. 1883 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,360 [KRIKET] 1884 01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,730 [VIKANJE] 1885 01:27:56,670 --> 01:27:59,010 Hej, ovo nije Lipschitz bar micva. 1886 01:27:59,010 --> 01:28:00,770 Ali dobili su nešto striptizete tamo. 1887 01:28:11,450 --> 01:28:13,930 [VRIŠTANJE] 1888 01:28:17,910 --> 01:28:19,400 Te striptizete su vampiri! 1889 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:22,380 [VRIŠTANJE] 1890 01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:29,750 Aristokrati. Zar ne shvaćaš? 1891 01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:30,450 To je šala. 1892 01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,120 Salsa za moj gušt! 1893 01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:39,350 Salsa za moj gušt! 1894 01:28:39,350 --> 01:28:42,650 Stavi malo jebenog salsa u mojoj utrobi. 1895 01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:45,530 [VRIŠTANJE] 1896 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:52,080 Je li to bio vrisak? 1897 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:53,640 Da, to je bio vrisak. 1898 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:56,000 Oh čovječe, ove djevojke su dobre. 1899 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:56,970 [VRIŠTANJE] 1900 01:28:56,970 --> 01:28:58,440 NARATOR: Pažnja, posjetitelji zabave. 1901 01:28:58,440 --> 01:28:59,410 Obratite pažnju na ironiju. 1902 01:29:14,210 --> 01:29:15,210 [RIGANJE] 1903 01:29:15,210 --> 01:29:17,200 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1904 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,700 Imamo lošu piletinu. 1905 01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:20,690 Ide ravno za smrdljivu rupu! 1906 01:29:20,690 --> 01:29:22,190 [gunđanje] 1907 01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:23,190 [VRIŠTANJE] 1908 01:29:23,190 --> 01:29:24,190 PRIPOVEDAČ: O, moj Bože. 1909 01:29:24,190 --> 01:29:25,680 Ima kurac u dupetu. 1910 01:29:31,170 --> 01:29:32,170 Oh, sranje! 1911 01:30:03,410 --> 01:30:04,610 Taksi! Taksi! 1912 01:30:23,220 --> 01:30:23,950 Nešto se događa. 1913 01:30:23,950 --> 01:30:27,470 Moram provjeriti. 1914 01:30:27,470 --> 01:30:29,630 Puc, puc, puc, puc, puc! 1915 01:30:29,630 --> 01:30:32,920 Što su dovraga radiš, kučko? 1916 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,460 O moj Bože! 1917 01:30:34,460 --> 01:30:35,950 cic, cic, chu... 1918 01:30:35,950 --> 01:30:38,300 [VRIŠTANJE] 1919 01:30:45,510 --> 01:30:46,800 O moj Bože! O moj Bože! 1920 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:48,790 O moj Bože. Nemoj me jebeno dirati, OK? 1921 01:30:48,790 --> 01:30:49,990 Prestani s tim. Stop. 1922 01:30:49,990 --> 01:30:50,990 Hvala. O moj Bože! 1923 01:30:50,990 --> 01:30:52,980 O moj Bože! 1924 01:30:52,980 --> 01:31:09,100 puc, puc, puc, puc, puc, puc, cu... 1925 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:21,050 [RUNKA] 1926 01:31:21,050 --> 01:31:23,540 [VRIŠTANJE] 1927 01:31:27,550 --> 01:31:30,010 Koji se kurac događa? 1928 01:31:30,010 --> 01:31:31,940 Što... koji kurac? Hej, Timmy. 1929 01:31:31,940 --> 01:31:33,220 Koji je ovo kurac? 1930 01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:34,700 Izađi van. 1931 01:31:34,700 --> 01:31:36,000 Dečki, izlazite. 1932 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,320 Timmy, što se događa? 1933 01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,490 ne sviđa mi se pogledaj ovo ovdje. 1934 01:31:38,490 --> 01:31:39,600 Ovo je sranje. 1935 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,430 [KUCA NA VRATA] hajde 1936 01:31:41,430 --> 01:31:42,780 [RUNKA] [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1937 01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:45,130 Oh, molim vas, dame. prestani 1938 01:31:45,130 --> 01:31:45,930 Stvarno. 1939 01:31:45,930 --> 01:31:48,240 [RUNKA] 1940 01:31:50,210 --> 01:31:52,670 [VRIŠTANJE] 1941 01:31:59,060 --> 01:32:01,520 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 1942 01:32:16,330 --> 01:32:17,800 Što je tako tiho unutra? 1943 01:32:21,980 --> 01:32:23,000 Jebote, tamo je mrtvo. 1944 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,690 hej hajde 1945 01:32:24,690 --> 01:32:25,570 Pivo. 1946 01:32:25,570 --> 01:32:26,270 Nešto. 1947 01:32:26,270 --> 01:32:27,130 Bilo je krajnje vrijeme. 1948 01:32:27,130 --> 01:32:27,890 hej 1949 01:32:27,890 --> 01:32:29,290 Oh, Bože. O, Bože! 1950 01:32:29,290 --> 01:32:30,030 Jeste li vi Ron Jeremy? 1951 01:32:30,030 --> 01:32:30,990 O, Bože! 1952 01:32:30,990 --> 01:32:32,910 O, Bože! 1953 01:32:32,910 --> 01:32:35,310 [RIKANJE] 1954 01:32:35,310 --> 01:32:37,230 [ZVONI TELEFON] 1955 01:32:37,230 --> 01:32:38,190 [SEKRETARICA ZVIŠTI] 1956 01:32:38,190 --> 01:32:39,320 TIMMYJEV TATA (VOICEOVER): Hej, Tim. 1957 01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:40,190 To je tvoj tata. 1958 01:32:40,190 --> 01:32:41,940 I nadamo se da hoće biti posljednji put da čuješ 1959 01:32:41,940 --> 01:32:43,670 Od mene u ovom usranom filmu. 1960 01:32:43,670 --> 01:32:45,160 Imam neke vijesti za tebe. 1961 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:46,200 Baka je mrtva! 1962 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:49,370 I ostavila ti je nekoliko milijuna dolara za školu. 1963 01:32:49,370 --> 01:32:52,540 Dakle, što god radili, nemojte imati striptizetsku zabavu. 1964 01:32:52,540 --> 01:32:54,210 Nadam se ovoj poruci dođe do vas na vrijeme 1965 01:32:54,210 --> 01:32:56,920 Dakle, možemo imati ironiju twist u ovom filmu. 1966 01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:59,680 I još ću to ubiti jebeni casting direktor koji 1967 01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:01,370 Stavi tog debelog klinca sa sobom rakun u ovom filmu 1968 01:33:01,370 --> 01:33:02,410 I onaj drugi klinac. 1969 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:03,880 Ljubav, tata. 1970 01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:13,520 Pa što kažeš? 1971 01:33:16,250 --> 01:33:17,180 idemo jesti. 1972 01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:19,880 OLIVER STONE (VOICEOVER): Zdravo, uh, ovo je opet Oliver Stone. 1973 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:23,440 Sada, uh, mi smo na zatvaranje, uh, filma. 1974 01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:26,720 Uh, možda ćete imati pitanja zašto sam odlučio završiti 1975 01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:29,290 Na tako opskuran sumoran način. 1976 01:33:29,290 --> 01:33:31,990 I pretpostavljam... pretpostavljam moj odgovor je, uh, vrijeme 1977 01:33:31,990 --> 01:33:33,980 Filmovi s putovanja nikad nemaju smisla. 1978 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:37,970 [GLAZBA - "GROM I MUNJE POLKA"] 1979 01:33:37,970 --> 01:33:40,860 Pa, stigli smo do završetak našeg veselja, 1980 01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:42,490 Tales from the Crapper. 1981 01:33:42,490 --> 01:33:44,970 I to ću ti reći u analima povijesti, 1982 01:33:44,970 --> 01:33:46,890 Nikada nije bilo film poput Priča 1983 01:33:46,890 --> 01:33:47,780 Iz Crappera. 1984 01:33:47,780 --> 01:33:49,510 I što više prikladno... mjesto 1985 01:33:49,510 --> 01:33:51,910 Za klimaktični kraj Priče iz Crappera, 1986 01:33:51,910 --> 01:33:55,380 Ali nulta točka nezavisno kino... 1987 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:59,770 Park City, Utah, zemlja filmskom festivalu Sundance. 1988 01:33:59,770 --> 01:34:02,480 I vjerujemo da Robert Redford osobno ima 1989 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:04,570 Izabrane pripovijetke iz Crapper biti 1990 01:34:04,570 --> 01:34:07,710 Film otvaranja 2000 od... buh buh 1991 01:34:07,710 --> 01:34:10,180 Buh... Filmski festival Sundance. 1992 01:34:10,180 --> 01:34:12,480 Pa, to otprilike završava. 1993 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:13,750 Ja... ne mislim ima svašta 1994 01:34:13,750 --> 01:34:19,750 Ostalo je za reći, osim... ah. 1995 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,890 Evo ga. 1996 01:34:20,890 --> 01:34:22,390 Ah. 1997 01:34:22,390 --> 01:34:23,220 Ah. 1998 01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:24,450 Ah. 1999 01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:25,430 Ah. 2000 01:34:25,430 --> 01:34:26,970 jeo sam puno šparoga 2001 01:34:26,970 --> 01:34:28,640 Ovdje gore u planine Sundance 2002 01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:32,530 A moja mokraća je samo pravu boju. 2003 01:34:32,530 --> 01:34:33,230 Mm. 2004 01:34:41,830 --> 01:34:43,120 [ZVUCI PRDENJA] 2005 01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:44,620 Oh. 2006 01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:47,620 [GLAZBA - "KANIBALNA LEZBIJKA HOEDOWN"] 2007 01:37:00,990 --> 01:37:02,790 OLIVER STONE (VOICEOVER): Halo, ovdje Oliver Stone. 2008 01:37:02,790 --> 01:37:04,210 Htio bih navesti za zapisnik, 2009 01:37:04,210 --> 01:37:07,310 Uh, nisam imao što raditi s ovim filmom, Priče 2010 01:37:07,310 --> 01:37:08,210 Iz Crappera. 2011 01:37:08,210 --> 01:37:11,370 Uh, zapravo, ovo je loša imitacija moga glasa. 2012 01:37:11,370 --> 01:37:15,360 Uh, i to je, uh, dalje dokaz da je, uh... to bilo u stvari 2013 01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:19,860 Lloyd Kaufman je gol Indijac koji je ubio predsjednika 2014 01:37:19,860 --> 01:37:26,610 Kennedy na travnjaku koji kobnog dana... 32. prosinca 1922. 2015 01:37:26,610 --> 01:37:30,240 U Dallasu, dok slušajući The Doors.